Monday, September 30, 2024

2024 Rapture - Hurricane Update

From what I can tell... both courses had some flooding. They're closed today but are hoping to get one of them (Day 2 course) open tomorrow. I'm assuming they'll be fine when we play in 3 weeks.

The bigger issue is our AirBnBs in Cape Coral, which are both on the water (canals). Far too early for me to bug the owners... but I'll post as soon as I hear. I give us a 50% chance of having to find new lodging...

Update 9/30/24:

It appears both houses made it through the storm without major flooding. I'll text each team their house address the week of. Things to note:

- Each team has a house. Each house has a pool that is supposed to be heated free of charge.

- All rentals these days are cracking down on what they consider "parties." So we're not going to have a group hangout house. If we all want to meet up (and we should), the bars are a 4 minute drive away.

- One house has a king, queen, two full, two twins (bunks) - six beds total

- The other house has a king, two queens, and three singles - also six beds total

- Neither house allows peeing in the closets

- "Quiet time" outside is 9pm.


Saturday, September 28, 2024

An Honest Review of Cabot Citrus Farms (Karoo)

First of all, I want to thank Gorecki for setting up a trip to Cabot Citrus Farms. I give him a lot of crap for taking more things off the table than he brings... so it was great to see him come through on a published plan.
 
On to my thoughts!

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Bill Coore and Ben Crenshaw are credited with the return to "Golden Age" architecture. Their designs emphasize strategic golf — using width and angles — while maintaining the playability of Scottish links. 
 
Basically:

- Wide fairway corridors
- Green orientations that create a "line of charm," where approaching from one side is clearly preferable
- Never using trees as a main defense
- "Natural" looking blown-out bunkers that aren't overly penal except in rare, deliberate circumstances
- A final product that doesn't look like a bunch of dirt was moved by man

If this sounds like the nonsense I ramble on about after a few crisp, cold Coors Lights... you're correct!

In my opinion, Coore & Crenshaw philosophies create the most enjoyable golf courses... a contrast to the Jack Nicklaus "Signature Era" of the 90s and early 2000s.

Here's a sample of C&C courses we've played — mostly on our annual golf trips:

- Streamsong (Red)
- Talking Stick
- We-Ko-Pa (Saguaro)
- Pinehurst #2 *restoration*
Ozarks National
- Bandon Trails
- Sheep Ranch
 
Every single one of those is top notch — and more importantly — a shit ton of fun (except Pinehurst #2, which isn't their design).
 
Naturally, the success of C&C led to many imitations, as a lot of guys who worked on C&C's team went off to start their own firms. The "width & angles / firm & fast" ethos of Golden Era revivalism is all the rage!
 
So while I was sad to see World Woods turned into a destination golf resort... I was optimistic when they tapped Kyle Franz to fully renovate Pine Barrens.
 
Franz worked on C&C's restoration of Pinehurst. He also restored all three courses at Southern Pines (SP, Mid-Pines, and Pine Needles), which some of us will visit in 2025. The acclaim of those restorations was universal.

But at Cabot Citrus Farms — a chance for Franz to showcase his own design concepts — he completely missed the mark.

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Let me be on record for the millionth time... I hate the idea of trees on golf courses. The hatred isn’t for the trees themselves, but rather the inability of managers/supers to maintain the trees and their intended functionality. Almost every bad course in America could be improved if they removed trees that hinder the original design, and destroy turf conditions with shade and water absorption.

But World Woods only had a handful of oak trees that I would have removed. Trees that had clearly overgrown since the course opened in 1993. The rest of the property was dominated by pine trees, which are excellent for framing holes and providing a natural looking aesthetic. Pines good, oaks bad!

JW on #1 at Pine Barrens in the 2015 Rapture. Wide corridors despite trees.

I fully expected the Cabot renovation to remove a bunch of trees, especially if they were going to blow-up the layout. But to my surprise, Franz only changed a few holes at the start and finish to "flow" better (which he accomplished). The 2nd & 17th, and 3rd & 16th, were all swapped and play in opposite directions. Everything else is the same routing!

Holes even you people should still recognize:

#4 - difficult split fairway, uphill par 5 with an elevated green and multiple forced carries
#10 - long par 3 with a big false front
#12 - long par 4 with two different greens (they only kept the elevated green to the right)
#15 - driveable downhill par 4 (Pine Barren's signature hole)
#18 - very difficult dogleg left par 4, uphill and over bunkers

Karoo still has the bones of Pine Barrens... but they Streamsong'd it:


The old 5th and 18th holes were the only holes that felt claustrophobic on the tee. So nuking everything else provides zero strategic value. It's like they're just trying to force a vibe. 
 
New first hole. Longer but plays similar to previous version.
 
None of it looks natural on the ground, and the new fairway and greens contours are laughably man-made. For instance:
 
Mounding in front of #13 green.
 
A lot of the greens don't even feel like they were designed by the same architect. Some have subtle movement that blend into the surrounds. Others look like they'd be better suited for a putting course (like the Himalayas at St. Andrews, or Thistle Dhu at Pinehurst), with large mounds and depressions throughout.
 
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So does Karoo suck?

Not at all! If this course was built from scratch I'd give it a 7 out of 10. It's a wild design that attempts to blend minimalist and maximalist styles together. The result is honestly jarring. But you're able to slap the ball around and have shots you can't find anywhere else in Florida... assuming we all suddenly forget Streamsong exists.

However, I give it a 4 out of 10 knowing what it replaced. Cabot spent millions of dollars for a course that is less appealing than Pine Barrens... all while keeping the same damn routing!
 
And while Karoo is fun... it isn't 7x the World Woods' greens fees fun!

I'm sure I'll play it again when the economy tanks and they're begging for Hillsborough County residents to come visit. And I'll check out the Rolling Oaks renovation (now called "Roost") next summer.

But I just played six world class courses in Ireland — in peak season — which had cheaper greens fees. For the value, Cabot Citrus Farms is not a must-play.

Friday, September 20, 2024

Champions by Starting Handicap

I've tracked a lot of dumb shit over the years. Sometimes I stumble upon something that I'm curious enough to update.

Here's a list of all the individual Champions, by season, with their Index and finishing position the first tournament of the season. Some interesting things in the data. Probably a good idea to finish in the top 5 Week 1.




Thursday, September 19, 2024

2 open spots at Lake Jovita Saturday the 21st

 Have 2 open spots Saturday with me and Dave at Lake Jovita North, 8:50.


Let me know if you want to join

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

2 man 2 club tournament Results and Recap

 In a result that surprised everyone, the winning score was -8 Net, and we had a playoff.


What started out as a damp, hot, humid day ended up as a... damp, hot, humid day. Where we saw absolutely zero roll, and a couple of golf balls plugged 6" into the ground you would think that Dave and Geoff, as well as Chandler and Adam would have the advantage having one member both using Driver off the tee but Alas, Dave couldn't putt with a driver, and I don't know what happened to Chandler/Adam in the group behind us.


(I don't know a lot about what happened in the groups behind us but I heard Casey and Troy made a double.... and still mad it to a playoff but we'll get to the playoff later).


Dave and Geoff Came out strong early, with Geoff hitting a 5wood to the front right of the green and rolling in a 50' birdie putt for a solo birdie on #2 (165 yard par 3 into the wind), and then making an incredible up and down on 3 for gross par (net birdie). I somehow was able to patch together a decent tee game, with Faz being the perfect ham to my egg, we used 14/14 of my tee shots on Par 4's and 5's (I had 3 iron/9i Faz had 6i/pw) and I believe we used 3/4 of Faz shots on par 3's, and 13/14 of Faz's shots on the second shot of a par 4/5. At one point the App showed a lopsided score for the first 2 groups at -1 gross (-5 net) and the groups behind us at Even net.


Reality would come quickly crashing to earth for Dave/Geoff when Geoff forgot how to putt from inside 4' going +3 in the first 4 holes of the back 9 after shooting a -1 front 9. Me and Faz held it together to go 36/36 for an even par round (-8 net), an untimely Bogey on 18 paved the way for Casey/Troy to make a birdie for the win, or a par for the tie. We watched helplessly from next to 18 green as Casey hit it short left of the green in 2, then was able to get up and down for a Par to tie at -8 net.


Unlike Dear Leader, I do not like Ties.... So I suggested we go back to 1 north and play a sudden death playoff hole... Unfortunately for me I did not realize that Casey and Troy stroked on 1 north (it wouldn't have been needed) and looked at Faz and said "we are in trouble"... Fear not though, Casey Top hooked the ball to the cart path, and they had to use Troy's 8iron leaving them 370 yards away from the hole, I hit an ok 3i (Faz chose not to hit) and we thought we had a chance.... Until Casey ripped his hybrid leaving them 120ish from the hole, me and Faz hit to about 80 yards out, knowing we would probably need to make a birdie to Push and go to hole 2 (that was playing 165 into the wind). From there Casey hit a great shot to about 20' long and Faz hit it pin high right leaving us 15' (I tried to kill Chandler with a punch 9i aimed right at the crowd long of the hole). Apparently Casey hadn't made a putt all day relying on Troy (who chose 8i/putter), little did we know he was saving it for the end, rolling in a 20' downhill breaking putt for Birdie net eagle and sealing the victory winning $60 each.

That's it for my first (and hopefully last because it was awful) recap.


All in all everybody finished under par net, with Chandler thinking -5 Net would win.... only to shoot -5 Net and finish DFL. Everybody had fun and I'm thinking we will do this again in the next offseason.


See ya'll at the rapture!


Edit: There's a joke somewhere about Dave going 0-6 with DOD being worse than my Ho and 3 at my last rapture but I forgot to put it in. But anyway, Dave and DOD probably shouldn't go together again, apparently Chandler was 2 of 6 with his DOD

Friday, September 13, 2024

2024 Rapture Draft Results and Pairings

Fun night at Riveters... which was a decent set up for the draft with surprisingly good food. Who knew.
 
There were also a few surprises in the selections. 
  • Chandler (¡soy yo!) going first when everyone thought it would be (should be) Dave. 
  • Brendan taking the strokes with Reid and Gary over Casey and Ho
  • Geoff actually pausing to think about selecting Moostie over Ho, before coming to his senses
Geoff (Blue Team) and Brendan (Gray Team) official selections:
 
1 - Chandler
2 - Dave
3 - Melberg
4 - Faz
5 - Troy
6 - Reid
7 - Gary
8 - Casey
9 - Ho
10 - Moostie

Here are the pairings and handicaps for each day:
 
Round 1 - Whispering Oak - Chapman (Alt-Shot)
1 - Chandler / Faz vs. Brendan / Reid (4)
2 - Casey / Troy (3) vs. Dave / Moostie
3 - Ho / Geoff vs. Melberg / Gary

Round 2 - Old Orange - Four-Ball
1 - Troy (2) / Casey vs. Moostie (3) / Gary (5)
2 - Faz (4) / Ho vs. Dave (1) / Reid (9)
3 - Chandler (4) / Geoff (10) vs. Melberg / Brendan (5)

Round 3 - Whispering Oak - Singles
1 - Troy (3) vs. Brendan
2 - Geoff (1) vs. Moostie
3 - Chandler (2) vs. Dave
4 - Faz vs. Gary (6)
5 - Casey (7) vs. Melberg
6 - Ho vs. Reid (8)
 
 
We are playing the #3/4 combo tees at Whispering Oak on days 1 and 3 (Chapman and Singles).

We will play the #3 tees on Old Orange day 2 (Four-Ball).
 

2 man 2 club scramble tournament- 9/15 at 8:00AM

 As mentioned in a previous post, setting up a two club two man scramble tournament at Lake Jovita North course


Rules are simple... 


2 players Partners will be chosen by random name generator (because I like Chaos) you each get 2 clubs but can not hit your partners clubs, so if you choose Driver and putter and you are 150 yards out, you can not use your partners 7 iron, you have to hit your drive or putter.


Handicaps will be 60/40 (60% of low 40% of high). As far as dates:


Tee time is 8:00AM and 8:10 AM on the North course. September 15th


Let me know who would be in and which date would be best for you guys:


Teams:

Teams are below with starting handicaps (Chandler can edit my math if needed):

Faz & Ho: -8

Geoff & Dave: -9

Adam & Chandler: -11

Casey & Troy: -13


Everybody bring $20 Cash, winning team takes all


Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Lost Ball Review

Apparently Lake Jovita is gobbling up balls again due to tall muddy grass. If you you can't find a ball and there is no OB around... is it a free drop?
 
Nope. 
 
We technically do not have a free drop rule. If a free drop is given, it better be some extremely rare circumstance where the entire group feels it's warranted.
 
This is from our Winter Board meeting in 2023:

 

Rule 8.2
 
Per Buchert's request, we discussed (for a long time) what happened at Lake Jovita (South) between holes 2 and 3... specifically in regards to Rule 8.2.
 
Quick recap:
  • Ball was "lost" in a collection of trees with overgrown grass between holes 2 and 3.
  • No OB or Hazard lines anywhere near this location.
  • No bushes in the area, so the ball was legitimately lost in the tall grass.
Board determination:
 
A one-stroke penalty definitely applies here, but where the drop happened was a subject of debate. We settled on letting the group deem the overgrown grass to be a "hazard," and allowing the player to drop outside of that area. The same way you would if a ball was presumably lost in a large palmetto bush. Be sure to keep your search to 3 minutes or less.

As with most rulings, it's up to the group to use common sense.

We also want to remind everyone there isn't a "free drop" rule for a lost ball. But we brought up two situations that have happened during our 12+ years as a Club:
  • Ball landing in flooded fairway and getting swallowed up by the Earth.
  • Ball running into a flooded bunker. The ball can't be seen but everyone knows it's in there somewhere.
In these two situations, a "free drop" would be given under the USGA's "casual water" rule. We just aren't going to make you wade into the water to identify the ball if the group is in agreement of the ball location.

I'm sure something will come up down the road that'll test our determination, but Rule 8.2 has been updated and Rule 8.3 has been added for clarity.