Thursday, August 6, 2026

Throwback Thursday

Some fun facts from Spring 2014:
  • Gorecki is the one who (sarcastically in comment) suggested calling our par-3 tournament the "Gorecki Memorial." We used that name for 4 years until he did something so astonishingly dumb we changed it to "The Concussion." Perhaps we should change the name of our final Major to "The Karen"
  • In Tall Mike's FIRST SEASON, he:
    • Overslept the Hangover, showed up on the 4th hole, and argued the entire time that we should allow him to play those holes after the round. He was DQd and would have been DFL anyway.
    • Drove to the wrong Stoneybrook (Estero... 1.5 hours south of Bradenton), and somehow still got back to Bradenton in time for the final group.
  • Our finals at Copperhead cost $115 for: ticket to Valspar, parking pass, round on Copperhead which we used at 8am.
  • I asked the entire league for someone to fill the final spot in a Bay Hill trip. Two nights on property, two rounds on Bay Hill... $420 total.  Dan was the only person to even consider it.
  • We failed to get a pic at Geoff's Golden Era Championship Dinner at Koto's. But we did get this one from TAPS afterward:


 

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Jamaican Open - Summer Preview

Gorecki called Reunion (multiple times) and was very "pushy" (their words) with the Accounting Rep. He demanded a full refund, and was angry that it needed to be cleared by the Group Leader (me). I told them my preference was to deny the refund, but ultimately agreed when it was confirmed it wouldn't affect the rate for anyone else.

I'm going to assume Gorecki will get refunded, and Marcus is now OUT.
 
If anyone (including Marcus) wants to show up on Sunday, the pro shop will charge them something. Could be more, could be less. A real "who's to say" situation.
 
As for Gorecki... I hope the time spent crying on the phone and being rude to people was worth the $18.96.  I've removed $100 (thanks for the penny) from your Membership balance and cancelled the Venmo request.
 
Should there be any penalties for Gorecki sullying our group's reputation? Comment below! And smash the "like" and "subscribe" buttons! 
 
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Our Club has never played the Nicklaus at Reunion. It's historically considered the most difficult of the three courses.
 
Everyone is on the WHITE tees unless you tell me otherwise. Gary is on the WHITE/RED (which cost him 4 strokes!).
 


The Nicklaus Course is on the WEST side of the interstate... not at the main hotel. You still enter the same main gate, but be sure to follow the signs after that. It has its own range. Get there early! Hopefully we can get out early to help beat the rain.
 
See you Sunday! Don't forget to wear your Jamaican colors (colours?) if you're a traditionalist and love all things from the Golden Era of FBGC!
 

Monday, August 3, 2026

The Hangover - Summer 2026 Recap

We had an absolute epic battle this past weekend, which came down to the final hole! Dan nearly missed a hole-in-one, to tap in for birdie and a 1-shot lead over Andrea on the Black Course. The pressure got to her as she completely duffed her tee shot into a fairway greenside bunker. Stymied by a catch-basin and some strategic mounding, the packed gallery watched in astonishment as her birdie attempt scared the hole — but ultimately settled for a par.
 
Chandler and Reid finished T1 on the Black Course (-4), with Chandler also taking the top spot on the Red Course at +3.
 
A big thanks to the "others" who hosted a record 70% field-turnout!
 
Not pictured: two WAGs and one kid
 
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On Sunday we had another epic battle at Scepter, also reaching the final hole! Chandler (that's me!) made a classy two-putt par on 18, followed by Dan's short par-miss, to tie for the Hangover Pot. Both players had some bone-headed swings on the back nine, but still walked away $25 richer in Chandler Bucks!
 
Reid had the money in his hand until a triple bogey on 18 lifted his hopes, cleaned his dreams, and placed his chances further down the leader board.
 
Gary would have easily won the day, if not for a cinco and quad bogey on two par 5s. His even-par run from 10 through 15 was still impressive.
 
Back-Nine-Ho reared his ugly head again with a 37-45... but he did make an eagle!
 
Buchert looked like a man who has been gallivanting around the globe instead of working on his game. He hit every possible ball flight that can be applied to a golf ball.
 
At the other end of all the spectrums, somehow Gorecki tied Buchert at +17 (net), despite seemingly playing well! PopStroke unlocked something in his brain I've been telling him for years. If he could get off the tee (I can fix that too if he'd ever listen) he might find the winners circle!

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And finally, we have to discuss the rain-out that never was. I was literally soaking wet, standing in Gary's garage, watching Davis Islands flash flood, and listening to my parents (and multiple Member texts) exclaim: "it's raining!" Yes, I'm aware. 
 
But it wasn't raining in Sun City Center. And the largest cells appeared to be missing to the north and south. And the forecast showed it clearing up by 11am, only an hour after our scheduled tee time. 
 
I don't want to drive down to Sun City Center and get rained out. But I also don't want to spend additional time and effort scheduling an unnecessary make-up week. We need to err on the side of attempting to play. If Scepter was already flooded like Pinellas and Tampa... then we'd obviously cancel.
 
Did we get lucky? Or does Chandler actually know how to read a weather radar? The real answer is: it's irrelevant! 
 
Every event is at least 6 hours of our day that we've blocked off. If we get rained out... then we're still within that window. We can have a few beers and an early lunch. It changes nothing on the calendar.
 
Now... I'm well aware that for some of you... this may not be the case. The thought of hanging out with any number of the people on our roster is too painful. A rained out golf day — of which we've had maybe five in 31 seasons — isn't worth the time away from the nest.
 
Boy, do I have some good news for you! You all have personal agency!
 
As soon as you get in your car, YOU are deciding it's worth the attempt. Your actions are literally agreeing that we shouldn't cancel. If you truly felt otherwise, you'd stay home and laugh at those of us who "wasted" our Sunday morning.
 
And this applies well beyond a weather forecast. We've had sporadic outbreaks of Grumpy Boy Syndrome over the years among current, former, and perhaps soon-to-be-former Members.

If the tee time is too late. If the temperature is too hot. If the round might get rained out. If the course is too far away. If you don't like the pairings. If the greens fee is too expensive. If you're playing in a group behind Tall Mike. If you hate the course. If you're golfing against your family's wishes. 
 
Stay home.
 
Quarantine yourself for at least 15 days to stop the spread. Wash your groceries. Wash your clubs. Triple mask. Do whatever performative things stop you from feeling like someone is making you play golf.
 
Our penalty for bailing the morning of is laughably weak. Take advantage of it!
 
Gorecki said on Saturday that the league is dying. Reid replied the league will always exist as long as we have at least four people. As a two-time Champion in the Golden Era of FBGC, I wonder if that number is too high!
 
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The pace Sunday was amazing. Group 3 — with two players shooting +17 (net) — played in 3:29. This is vastly more impressive than Group 1 playing in 3 hours. They had 25% less people, and 33% less shots... and only played 14% faster?!? Embarrassing! Topor, Marcus and Ho are the new Group of Death. Unfortunately, those three along with Molasses Dave are going to jam up the course this weekend. 
 
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We're at Reunion this upcoming Sunday. Twelve spots have been prepaid ($118.95, which is far lower than Gorecki remembers). If you have to bail, good luck selling your spot.
 
It will probably rain on us. It rains every day in Orlando. So here's the rain policy from our contract:

• 3 or fewer holes played – rain check issues for full amount
• Hole 4 – 12 completed - 9-hole rain check to be validated for 6 months
• Hole 13 –18 completed - No credit
 
I'll post the scorecard in a bit. 

Friday, July 31, 2026

Hangover - Summer 2026 Preview?

 Long drive on #12.
 
Scepter's range is the old Falcon Watch range in the middle of the neighborhood. You can not take a golf cart to it. 
 
Looks like we're down to 10 players... not good when we initially booked 20. But because of the forecast, they'll probably just be happy if any of us show up.
 
Speaking of... we play in the rain if the course is open. So be prepared.
 
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I'll get to PopStroke around 6:30pm on Saturday for food and drinks. As of now the wife will be joining me. That could always change.
 
I'll see 3 of you there! 

Monday, July 27, 2026

FBGC Championship - Summer 2026 Recap

It was the Cellar's Revenge yesterday as our top three finishers all came from the unsupervised final group of the day. Moostie overcame a triple-bogey on the first hole, to shoot a -4 (net) and win for the second straight time at Hunter's Green.
 
Reid made a quad on two and still finished solo-2nd, his best finish since August of 2025. 
 
And Melberg opened with 8 straight pars, and set a new course record (76 gross) despite double bogeys on 9 and 18.
 
John did not do as well, probably because he tried to switch out of this group before the round!
 
Faz won the closest-to-pin for the 2nd time ever - netting him a healthy $14. 
 
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Everyone else was unimpressive. I highly doubt Ho's 13 stroke swing from front to back is a record, but it was his first official trunk-slam of the season.
 
Hunter's Green was in excellent shape, and the brutal heat went away for a couple of holes - before coming back - as we dodged all the rain.
 
It's by far the best value we're getting right now, so hopefully it continues. 
 
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With Gorecki bailing on Reunion, Marcus is now back in - a huge boost to his chances. Ho is in 2nd - but not really relevant with his low handicap and current mental state. Moostie is only playing one more event so he's basically OUT.  Dave is only playing two of the final three.

We could easily see Marcus win the season without scoring another point!
 
Reminder: anyone who doesn't play in 4 events BEFORE the finals can not be in the field for money or points. They're still welcome to play for fun down at Rosedale. This rule is going to apply to a bunch of people.
 
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This weekend is the Hangover - our season party. The "others" have picked PopStroke out in Wesley Chapel, which I believe will be our first visit to the area. Bring your wives... perhaps your kids? Maybe your putter?
 
Their food is decent, and I've hung out there a couple of times without even playing putt-putt.
 
Everyone who makes an appearance will be playing for the side-pot at Scepter on Sunday (9:56am).
 
Speaking of, I guess we're dropping the field down to 12 based on those who said they were in. I'll see some of you Saturday! 

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Open spot this sunday

Topor had to bail due to a family emergency. If anyone wants to get back in or bring a friend, let me know. 

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Reunion Hotel Option

My contact at Reunion has agreed to waive the 2-night minimum stay, allowing us to go the day before (August 8th). There's 4 beds in each villa, and the cost will be $82 per person for the night.

Here are the people who asked me about doing this:
 
Chandler (me!)
Gary
Geoff
Ho
Billy
 
Comment if you're interested in doing this, and if we get another villa filled I'll set it up.
 
Villa #2 - (need at least 3 people):
 

Monday, July 20, 2026

The Championship - Summer 2026 Preview

Long drive on #17

The most important TOUR on golf continues this Sunday, with a sprint to the finish.  No more breaks unless there is a rainout.

First up is The FBGC Championship - something we still need to rename. It's our 2nd Major of the season, and we'll be at the private Hunter's Green with an after-member start of 11:28am.
 
It'll be hot, but not as bad as recent weeks. It also looks to be dry, which is nice. Fort Brooke was founded in the boiling swamp of the Hillsborough Bay... so hydrate and soldier on.
 
Their greens were punched a couple of weeks ago and they've been closed that entire time. Hopefully that means it won't be so bad? We've seen a wide range of putting surfaces this year, and you'll need to adapt.
 
All 16 spots have been paid for.
 
Base tees are the WHITE... with allowance to move up to WHITE/GREEN if you're in the 55/25 club. Gary is moved up... Reid told me two weeks ago he wanted to move up... if any of that isn't correct let me know.
 

The course is fairly difficult with only a few under winning so far in our history.
 
See you Sunday.

Monday, July 13, 2026

Match Play - Summer 2026 Recap

We had a very hot and slow day yesterday. The 4.5 hour pace at 8am was set by some 2-man scramble tournament going on in front of us. I don't think I've ever played a fast round at Jovita on a weekend.
 
Aside from that... it was a pretty good day. Conditions - especially the greens - were the best I've seen in awhile out there. The course played very easy for some reason, with nearly half the field finishing under par (net).
 
Marcus got his 2nd victory of the season and is playing some very consistent golf at the moment. His driver is really good, and he avoided any huge numbers with only two double bogeys on the day. He now has a commanding lead, but will be missing at least one tournament coming down the stretch.
 
Gary finished one back, with his best tournament performance since January 2023 (where he also finished 2nd at Glen Lakes).
 
And we broke BOTH course scoring records, with Ho tying a personal best 72 (gross) on the North Course, and Gorecki shattering Danny's previous worst with a 121. Genius move by the Board to bend the rules for Gorecki and get us all two more pitchers of beer!
 
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Quick match-play notes:
 
- Gary's beatdown of Melberg (8&6) was not only Melberg's worst loss of his career... it was the first time he's ever been closed out before the final hole!
 
- Dan/Brendan had Dan winning 2&1 on their physical card... but they only had Brendan receiving 9 strokes (they didn't use the custom scorecards). Brendan actually got 10 strokes, and lost on the final hole!
 
- Watching Geoff make a 40+ foot putt on 18 to tie his match against Reid was cool. However, he didn't fist-pump like Reid would have.
 
- Ho handed Chandler (me!) his first match-play loss since February 2022 (ending a no loss streak of 12 events)!
 
That's about all I got. Great turnout at the grill afterwards!
 
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We're off this upcoming weekend for the British Open at Royal Birkdale. 
 
Fun fact... the last time The Open was played at Royal Birkdale was 2017. Ho, Greg, and Robbie were playing as guests to become FBGC Members.
 
On Sunday, we were rained out at Pebble Creek, and most of the field got sloppy drunk at the pub (Mulligan's) watching Jordan Spieth beat Matt Kuchar. We had such a great time, we made The Open a permanent bye-week on our calendar (this was actually John's suggestion).
 
A few times over the years we've met at bars or houses to watch, but like most things in life, it's impossible to capture the magic and spontaneity of our youth.
 
Enjoy the week off!

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Match Play - Summer 2026 Preview

Long drive on #15 
 
Pairings have changed for the 3rd time... Big John "forgot" he was in.  Crum's guest pushes him and John to final group.
 
8am shotgun start at Lake Jovita North this Sunday. I'm waiting on Ho to officially tell us what holes we're starting on... but this is the first time we'll have Match Play in a shotgun. Which kinda changes the official final score, unless we just "start" every match on hole 1.

Overall it doesn't matter. Stroke on the holes the card says you stroke on. The same winner (or tie) will happen regardless.
 
Everyone is on the WHITE tees unless you tell me otherwise. The 55/25 can play the GREEN tees if they desire.
 
We should be fine missing any rain due to the early tee time. Here are the match-ups and strokes received:
 
Hole 1A 
Marcus
Topor (6)
 
Ho
Chandler (6)


Hole 1B
Geoff
Reid
 
Melberg
Gary (5)


Hole 18A
Dan
Brendan (10)
 
Troy (6)
Adam
 
 
Hole 18B 
Crum (1)
John
 
Ghost John
Gorecki (5)
 
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It doesn't seem like we're going to hit our minimums for Reunion (12). So go ahead and ask any friends if they want to fill spots. The Reunion spots are supposed to be pre-paid by Friday... and we only have 8 people signed up. Looks like the hole-in-one pot is about to be reduced by $1,000!
 
See you Sunday! 

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Upcoming Pre-Paid Rounds

Both events are full at the moment. Everyone who was a maybe or didn't sign up is now OUT.
 
We have two rounds coming up where we need to bring a minimum number of golfers. If we fail to do that, any balance owed will come out of our Club funds. Unfortunately, that balance is only about $850... so we could end up dipping into the hole-in-one pot!

August 9th - Reunion (Nicklaus) - Need 12 people minimum - July 10th deadline to pay
 
Go to this link: Reunion Deposit Payment
 
Group Name: Chandler Brown Golf Group Aug 2026
 
Arrival date: 08/09/2026 
 
Deposit amount:  $118.95
 
Pay with your credit card and then let me know you've done so for my records.
 
Signed up so far:
 
Chandler
Ho
Topor  
Geoff 
Gary
John
Brendan 
Gorecki 
Dave
Billy 
Reid 
Tom (guest) 

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July 26 - Hunter's Green - Need 16 people minimum
 
Event is now full.
 
Get on it. Nicer courses come with more hoops to jump through. If we'd rather have the flexibility to bail last minute with no consequence... then we can do an entire season at Southport Springs. Doesn't matter to me. I just like to golf and compete.

Monday, June 29, 2026

The Concussion - Summer 2026 Recap

It was a pretty good day of competition yesterday at a bombed out and depleted Southport Springs. Seven players were within 3 strokes of the winner! That's a lot of people who feel like they could have won.
 
And everyone probably left at least 3 strokes out there due to a few unfortunate green bounces. So I guess it all evens out and the right guy won.
 
I'd tell you more about his round but he's already done that.
 
As for conditions, a few people said I over-sold the shittiness. Some said I was pretty accurate. Nobody said it was worse than expected... which is good. Geoff had a valid point: playing lift-clean-place everywhere definitely made it less noticeable.
 
And we still had a ton of birdies (and an eagle) which is fun. 
 
We'll try SPS again in 3 years, as it is the correct amount of "quirky" for this tournament.
 
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We're off for 4th of July this weekend. Next weekend is Match Play at Jovita North... an 8am shotgun start. We'll be grouped by standings the rest of the way, so check the event sheet to see who you're playing as people inevitably bail.
 
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A few schedule updates:
  • Have you put the Rapture on your calendar yet? October 8th - 11th?
    • Are we even going to get 12 players to qualify?
  • Only 7 players have sent me money ($80) for the July 26th round at Hunter's Green (11:30am).
    • This is one of the best deals in town, and we have to bring 16 players. Very soon I'm going to start filling the sheet with outsiders. I've put a few paid posts on golf architecture message boards, looking for replacements for some of you people.
  • I've somehow talked Reunion into honoring our rate ($119) for 12 players on August 9th (Jamaican Open). I'll be posting a link for that soon... and anyone attending needs to pre-pay by July 9th.
    • We can add up to 16 players depending on how fast people pre-pay. 

The season standings are tighter than usual at this point of the schedule. 

Thursday, June 25, 2026

The Concussion - Summer 2026

This event is more and more starting to resemble its founder.
 
Long drive on #18
 
Annoying things to note:
  • #7 is a par 4. It'll say par 5 on the scorecard. That is incorrect according to GHIN (and our app), so we're playing it as a par 4. 
  • GameBook has the nines reversed. But I have every group starting on #10 (within the app... we're still physically starting on #1), so you shouldn't have an issue in the app. 
  • According to this post - our Fall of 2020 Board Meeting unanimously established that a "greenie" can't be a 3+ putt.
  • There is no range on Sunday - only two shitty nets near the first tee.
  • We're playing the WHITE tees.
  • The grill is not open on Sundays.
  • Beers are somewhat cheap, but only available in the pro-shop. 

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Reunion Golf

Reunion is offering us $119 (all in) for the Jamaican Open (August 9th) - starting at 10:20am on the Nicklaus course. It's the same deal they offered us last year, which I turned down for being too expensive.

Now a year has passed. What do we think, chat?

Any appetite for this?

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Concussion Time Change

Southport Springs is in rough shape. Slow, fuzzy greens… with a bunch of dead spots. Fairways are the same.

But the scout team voted to just keep it booked since Countryway and The Groves are reporting similar conditions. 

We are going to play lift-clean-place everywhere.

We also moved the tee times up to 7:45am. There’s no range… so let’s get in and out faster.

If you’re someone who can’t handle shit conditions, I’d recommend you skipping next week.

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Throwback Thursday

Spring 2013 Hangover Party - April 5th - TAPS (downtown Tampa)

Drinking mind-erasers.

 

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

FBGC Open - Summer 2026 Recap

Didn't we rename this thing?
 
Anyway, Waterlefe is an amazing course. It's a fun and interesting layout that really elevates players who are hitting it well. Any non-committed, scared swings are penalized heavily.
 
Unfortunately the greens still hadn't recovered a month after being punched. This is not normal, and it's clear they haven't been watering for whatever reason. The rest of the course was in great shape, and some of the rough was surprisingly juicy.
 
So who hit the ball the best? I watched a handful of Marcus' tee shots and he was striping it. With only three "blow-ups", he was able to win comfortably as the only player in red-net figures. Three birdies on the day is impressive! Marcus now has two career wins — both Major victories — and jumps to the top of our standings.
 
Billy made par on the final three holes... which is also very impressive... and high-fived Dave as he passed him on the leader board.
 
Everyone else isn't worth talking about, but here are some odds and ends:
  • At most places, if you're in the clubhouse first, you can watch yourself move up the leader board. This is very true at Waterlefe with a daunting finishing stretch. This week we saw Chandler (that's me!) move up the leader board long after the round was over... because some idiot in his group (also me!) didn't give him credit for his birdie on 17 in the app.
  • The par-3 15th at Waterlefe is the closest we'll ever see to the par-3 12th at Augusta. This is not a joke. In fact, it's probably more penal because the surrounds are tighter and the green is more severely sloped. We had one birdie (Geoff) and two pars (Chandler, Ho). Everyone else made a double-bogey or worse!
  • It's very difficult to win at Waterlefe with a double or worse on the first hole. Geoff made a 9 on it and won by a stroke back in 2013! Buchert did it again in 2022! But most people who eject on this hole are done for the day. 

We're off for Father's Day weekend. Southport Springs will host our next event in two weeks. See you then! 

Thursday, June 11, 2026

FBGC Open - Summer 2026 Preview

Long drive #12 (par 4)
 
First tee time is 10:12am.
  
Not much new to say about Waterlefe. This will be our 10th official event on the course, placing it only behind Southern Hills (17) and Countryway (13).
 
Everyone fears this course, but it's actually rated slightly easier than average in terms of difficulty (+4 median net to par). Wide fairways and sizeable greens help lower the scores.
 
9 of the 13 winners at Waterlefe have a first name that starts with "C".  So Faz with his inflated handicap should win Sunday.
 
See you then. 

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Random Club History - 2012

On June 29th, 2012... Gorecki beat his dad in golf - straight up - for the first time in his life (35 years old at the time). He did this in an exhibition match at Legacy Golf Club (now part of Lakewood Ranch G&CC) with a score of 100 - 107. We were practicing for our first ever Major, played at Southern Hills the next day.

Geoff and I were lucky enough to witness this touching moment of Father/Son history.

Three weeks later on July 21st, we played the first (of only three) "Just the Tips" tournaments. It was a back-to-back tournament weekend due to a rainout. Only four people showed up. There were no greenies or sandies earned. Northdale was playing 6,824... and this leader board was amazing:

No, we will not be bringing this event back.  

The very next day we played a soggy TPC Tampa, which resulted in Gorecki's first ever victory and this gem of an excerpt from the write-up:

Everyone played like crap with the exhausting conditions, except Gorecki who shot one over his handicap to earn his first victory of the season.

Of course... he cheated all day... pairing himself with the Clique-o-Ballics, who couldn't watch him while they were constantly hunting for Dino's wayward drives. After we caught Gorecki hitting a mulligan on the first tee, he responded: "I'm not in your group, so I don't have to play by your rules." Commissioner Geoff pointed out: "You also don't have to win our money."

Monday, June 8, 2026

Skins Game - Summer 2026 Recap

As predicted in the weekly preview, Topor won at Seminole Lake this past weekend, with an impressive 44 (gross) on the front, followed by typical Topor-Ball on the back. He and Marcus had a double-bogey-party on the final stretch, with Topor's par on the difficult 16th proving to be the difference.
 
Other stats of note:
  • Faz going 4 - 10 - 4 on the par-5 stretch on the back. He also hit 7 balls OB on the day which is probably a record for him.
  • Gary making 6 pars in the final 7 holes on the front... only to implode with a 53 on the back (draining a long putt for birdie on 18 to avoid a pitcher).
  •  Geoff with three sandies on the day.
    • Dave did this back in 2022
    • Buffalo Ben had 4 at the old Stoneybrook back in 2013
  • Chandler (that's me!) hit all 14 fairways 
The rest of you were not noteworthy.

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Seminole Lake had probably the best conditions we've seen in a long while. Great fairways, rough, and greens. The first group waited on every shot and still played in 3:52. Somehow, Tall Mike's threesome kept up! 
 
It sucks that they increased our rate 23%+ over last year... but at least it seems they're putting it back into the course?
 
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We play our first Major of the season next Sunday at Waterlefe. Tee time is 10:12am (allegedly after their members).
 
They only increased their rates 13% on us year-over-year.  I don't think range balls are included. We might be at the point where it's too expensive to warm up anyway. 

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Season Updates & Rapture Dates

Long drive Sunday is #5 
 
Everyone is on WHITE tees unless they want to move back:
 

 
 
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Week 3 (Waterlefe) and Week 4 (Southport Springs) are booked and officially capped at the first 16 to RSVP.
 
Week 5 (Jovita) has 24 spots reserved, I believe.
 
Week 6 (Hunter's Green) is capped at the first 16 people to send me $80. There's a slight chance we can go to 20 people.
 
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It's been a nightmare booking Week 3. The Rapture hasn't been much better.
 
Dates are October 8th to October 11th. Anyone who tells me later the dates weren't published will be sent a passive-aggressive screenshot of this post.
 
We are only taking 12 players. 
 
I have Candler Hills reserved for the Saturday round.  Juliette Falls won't let us book until 2 weeks out... so not sure how that'll work. The same manager chick was sending me emails in 2019 begging us to come back!
 
AirBnB options aren't great. I'll probably book us in Inverness again (40 min away from courses) just because those were decent setups (nice, many beds, pools) and the town actually has bars.  Black Diamond wants $350+ per person to play.
 
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Speaking of greens fees, they've been a hot issue since the foundation of our Club. Our technology upgrade project has me going through old seasons, and I've been re-reading old posts. This one was our announcement of the new stroke play era, where I wrote:
"As I complained to co-founder Geoff regarding the incessant whining about tee times, greens fees, availability, locations, handicaps, etc... it dawned on me that we didn't really need anyone else..."
Here's a list of all our after-tax greens fees when that post was written (2012):
 
Heritage Harbor - $19
Northdale - $22
Bloomingdale - $24 
Summerfield - $26
The Eagles - $27
Bardmoor - $27
Crescent Oaks - $29 
Cypress Creek - $32
Heritage Isles - $33
Dunedin CC - $34
Pebble Creek - $36
Diamond Hill - $37
World Woods - $48

For context, $35 back then is about $52 now, adjusted for inflation.

See you Sunday!

Skins Game - Summer 2026 Preview

We're playing the best public-access option in Pinellas on Sunday, a 10:30am start at Seminole Lake. It's a solid old-school Florida layout... pretty flat with pushed up greens and lots of bunkering. Built in 1962 by Chic Adams who also designed Diamond Hill — a property and layout that couldn't be any more different.
 
Unfortunately, Seminole Lake is in high demand so there are no deals to be had and we have to go out after their members. Such is the state of golf at the moment.
 
It looks like mid to high handicaps excel here, as the firm greens rack up strokes for everyone at an equal clip. Gorecki won last year by 5 strokes (he was getting 27). This makes Topor the early betting favorite if he can play smart, avoid the numerous lakes and OB boundaries, and not physically overheat.
 
The weather looks dry and hopefully overcast.
 
We're going out in order of Skins Handicap this week, with guests sprinkled in as needed.
 
See you Sunday. 

Monday, June 1, 2026

Summer 2026 - Week 1 Summary

Oh boy. I'm not sure what to say about yesterday's tournament at the new "Saddlebrook National." The course is in great shape. The deal we got was amazing. The weather was warm and sticky but the wind wasn't blowing very hard.
 
And yet everyone played terrible.
 
We should have had a few people under par, yet Dave won with a +1 (net). Dave rightly pointed out that most of the course favored a player who fades the ball, which Dave isn't.
 
Danny set the course high record (with Geoff) and still finished T2 (with Faz). He was the only person to par the 14th hole, and also managed to make two 10s (we should up the +5 max!).
 
It's not a "fun" course. The routing is a disaster. But John reminded me par is a social construct so I'm not even going to complain about some of the scorecard decisions.
 
We should go back every season while prices are reasonable.
 
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Next week is 10:30am start at Seminole Lake. We had 20 spots reserved... I dropped that to 16... and now it looks like we only have 12 players attending. Not good!

I grabbed a couple of Ho's buddies to fill out our roster, but please invite others so we don't look like a bunch of chumps who can't fill out a tee sheet.
 
We might have to reduce the Rapture to 8 people! 

Friday, May 29, 2026

PGA Frisco - Fields Ranch East

In 2023, the PGA of America moved its headquarters to Frisco, TX after spending nearly 60 years located in Palm Beach, Florida. Keep in mind the "PGA" is NOT the "PGA TOUR"... rather it's the entity that oversees the Club Pros that fold your shirts and give lessons. They also run the PGA Championship and the Ryder Cup.

The East course was designed by Gil Hanse, and built specifically to host Major championships, becoming the final anchor location for the "Five Families" of golf:

The R&A - St. Andrews Old Course
The Masters - Augusta National
The USGA - Pinehurst #2
PGA TOUR - TPC Sawgrass (Stadium)
PGA of America - Fields Ranch (East)

Before Fields Ranch East even opened it was awarded the:

2023 and 2029 Senior PGA Championship
2025 and 2031 Women's PGA Championship
2027 and 2034 PGA Championship

And I fully expect a Ryder Cup to go there at some point (probably 2039).
 
So how was it? Pretty awesome!
 
It's a big-boy course that's listed at 7,860 for the Championship, and can easily be stretched beyond 8,000 (however, no Major is ready to be the first to officially do that, as it'll drum up more ball rollback debate). Their "signature hole" (I disagree with that assessment) is a par three that plays straight uphill into the prevailing wind... and is 269 on the card!
 
The 13th is back there somewhere.
  
The wind is brutal in this part of Texas, and we had a full weekend of constant 20+ mph sustained. The greens were surprisingly small, and work is already being done to soften the edges to add more pin-able areas. 
 
Not pin-able.
 
Caddies told me Scottie Scheffler bullied the course into adding a new teebox on 18 because he didn't like the angle (there's nothing wrong with the angle, he's a grumpy man-child). 

Bryson DeChambeau (another man-child) apparently walked off the course during a practice round after 11 holes because the teeboxes "weren't level" - a trick that Chambers Bay also used.
 
Those complaints make me even more excited for the tournament next year. When TPC Sawgrass opened, the pros immediately tried to have it banned after one event. Now it's regarded as a challenging masterpiece. Will Fields Ranch East be seen in the same light 40 years from now? Probably not. But there are a lot of great holes out there.
 
It's like one of those movies where the more you think about it... the better it gets. 
 
With thick fescue waste areas, they can make this course incredibly difficult.
  
The entire resort complex (and Omni hotel) was pretty nice as well. Logistically one of the worst run places we've been to (although not nearly as bad as Southern Pines), but you can see the potential. There's a massive putting and par-3 course that's lit until midnight, and plenty of places to get food and drinks. You really don't have to leave the resort.
 
From the hotel... 18th green in the center... 10th tee on the right.

Their other course on property was decent with even more land movement, but that was our windiest day and everyone was just trying to survive. I'm not sure we were able to fully appreciate it.
 
Bottom line... very enjoyable location and experience. Don't get caught up in the course/set-up discourse next year at the PGA Championship. It's a great test of golf. It's not unfair. And if scores are low it's because the PGA of America chickened out.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Saddlebrook Notes

It's been awhile since we played here... but...
 
The range has been moved "closer" to the first tees. Range is included in greens fee. 
 
Parking is basically valet only, unless you want to roll the dice and just park in the valet only lot. You'll then have a long walk to the pro shop. The entire setup is terrible, and even if you valet it takes forever to get your car when we leave. I'd recommend arriving early to avoid any delays parking.
 
The new "sports bar" is in the main hotel where the valet is located. We should just eat there afterward.
 
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Unrelated to this Sunday, you may have noticed our schedule changed slightly. 
  • Ho is out of town Week 2, which would have doubled our Lake Jovita rates. So we moved that to Week 5. 
  • Hunter's Green didn't inform me they are punching their greens days before our originally scheduled Week 3 event... so we moved that to Week 6
  • It's been a challenge finding "decent" places for Weeks 2 and 3... Seminole Lake agreed to take us Week 2, but we need to go out after their members (10:30am).

Adjust your RSVPs accordingly. As it stands now I'm probably going to drop Week 2 down to 16 players. Or perhaps even 12...

Friday, May 22, 2026

Week 1 - Summer 2026

One spot remaining 

We're at the "new" Saddlebrook National on Sunday, May 31st - 9am start. What used to be the "Palmer" and "Saddlebrook" courses have been hacked together into three different nines. Their signature nines are Pine and Oak.
 
It's a Frankenstein's Monster of a course, with a par-5 now playing as a long par-4... and multiple par-4s now par-3s with teeboxes slapped in the middle of old fairways. You'll also drive past old par-3s that no longer exist (although it looks like they should). If you don't get the sense the entire routing is "off"... then golf architecture isn't for you. And that's OK! Slap balls and hit cups!
 
A couple of weeks ago the course was in immaculate condition. A new range sits on the old Palmer 1, 2 and 18 (yes, the fun little par-3 finishing hole is gone). And we're getting a $55+ rate with range balls included. It's a great way to start the season, and we should probably just play here every season.
 
I've already reduced us to 16 players.  The next 5 to register are IN.  By about Tuesday I'm going to start asking for guests to fill the spots.
 
Everyone is on the WHITE tees, with the old men / shit golfers on GOLD if they desire.
 
Here's their scorecard from our new top-secret classified alien technology:
 
 
 
Let me know if you want to move back. See you next Sunday. 

Week 6 - Hunter's Green

Hunter's Green is punching their greens a week before our scheduled event in Week 3. So we're moving it to Week 6 (July 26)... where it'll be two weeks after they punch a 2nd time. I guess that's better. Anyway..

Same deal as last time... $80 and an 11:30am start. 

I have to pre-pay for everyone, and we must get to 16 people. Send me $80 if you're playing that week. Ask friends if you have any.

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In a related note... as we build technology for the future... we're probably going to need to start locking the field 8+ days out. And by that I mean 1) dropping groups to whatever multiple of 4 allows, and 2) penalizing anyone who bails within 7 days of the event.

We have 20 spots reserved for Saddlebrook (week 1) and I'm about to drop that to 12 or 16 based on RSVPs. 

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Spring 2026 Champs Dinner

Great night celebrating great Champions. Looking forward to the Summer season!



Monday, April 27, 2026

Summer 2026 Schedule

Schedule is updated on the blog, and reservation form is active. Nobody owes any dues thanks to our one-time collection at the beginning of the year.
 
I've scouted a few places — and it's pretty rough out there. We're going to start paying $130+ for places that charged us $40 a few years ago. So cancel your gooner subscriptions now.
 
Disney Palm - course was in excellent shape a few weeks ago. Not sure what they'd charge us but we should consider any of their courses. FL Resident rate seems to be around $140+ right now.
 
Seven Springs - I go here every few years to remind myself how bad the layout is. Greens were fine (borderline good, but slow). Fairways and rough lacked grass in many areas. $75 to be frustrated all day.

Club Renaissance - A FBGC staple! Greens are decent... firm with a few dead spots. Fairways were bone dry with no grass. Charged us $85 for a morning tee time.
 
Cypress Run - Dave's private course. Greens weren't good... bumpy and dried out. Guest rate is $130 and there's zero chance they'd host us anyway. 
 
Silverthorn - Front nine had me thinking we should go there. Back nine had no grass anywhere. The only green patches on fairways were weeds. Greens were ok... slow like Seven Springs. $71 to tee off at 10:00am.
 
As for places I was targeting... Southern Dunes was charging $185 for FL residents a few weeks ago. They're cutting that down to $80-ish because they're closing one hole per week all summer for irrigation repairs. So they're out.
 
Southport Springs was requested for a Concussion. Recent reviews say it's really bad. Same problem of no grass growing anywhere.
 
TPC Tampa is charging $200+ right now but I think there's a Florida or Group rate they don't advertise online.
 
Any other suggestions? 

Monday, March 30, 2026

FBGC Masters - Spring 2026 Recap

Tall Mike took care of business, winning his 5th tournament of the season and securing his 5th Club Championship yesterday at Glen Lakes. His gutsy... and grindy... performance was amazing to watch as he literally spent 2+ hours standing in a "golf position." My lower back started to hurt halfway through the round watching him frozen in that pose.

But the method to his madness paid off. He now has the most points per event in a season, 2nd most points scored in a season, most wins in a season, 3rd largest margin of victory, and he's the first player to win all three Majors in a single season.
 
And of course, his handicap has only dropped 1.1 since the start, so there's no reason to think he couldn't run in back in the Summer.
 
He's also all but guaranteed to be a Rapture Captain (for the 5th time).
 
The Goat Moose

Glen Lakes was great as always, but very difficult as the winds picked up throughout the round. There were 8 holes were three or fewer players carded a par or better: #2, #3, #5, #10, #15, #16, #17, and #18. The closing stretch in particular was brutal to the field. And the pin on #2 was so bad it's good, but a pace of play nightmare.
 
Speaking of, great job by everyone on playing fast per Glen Lake's request. Three of the groups finished under the posted pace, which included two foursomes - one of which took 409 strokes! Unfortunately, our greatest champion of all time wouldn't have finished in under 4 hours if not for playing in a threesome. Because of this, he has been docked 1,007 "DPT Points" and has now won the season by a mere 0.5.
 
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We're off for 2 months as we didn't need any of our scheduled make-up weeks. I might need that entire time to recover from the after-after party yesterday...
 
I'll probably do a bunch of scouting to see if any turds have turned into gems. So if anyone wants to experience some shit golf, let me know.
 
Great season, everyone! 

Thursday, March 26, 2026

FBGC Masters - Spring 2026 Preview

Long drive #10
Closest to Pin #7 
 
We've officially played Glen Lakes twice, and it's been difficult on most of the field. Gorecki won the 2023 season opener there with a -10 (net) good pitcher... on a day when we had 9 bad pitchers! Two of those was a +22 (net) by Troy.
 
Marcus won his only tournament to date last year, and the scores were much tighter with only two pitchers owed. Looks like we're improving!
 
We're off at 7:44am. They have a range but I honestly don't know how much sunlight is out at that time.
 
Everyone is on WHITE unless they want to move back. The olds are on White/Gold if they desire. I went ahead and put Gorecki and Gary on them.
 

 
Some "long" hitters complained (must have been Ho) about using #9 last time as long drive... so congrats, now you get #10.
 
We are setting the pace for the entire course. The Board will be voting to DQ anyone who single-handedly causes a slowdown to the point the ranger gets involved. 
 
See you Sunday. 

Monday, March 23, 2026

Jamaican Open - Spring 2026 Recap

The only relevant storyline of the day was if Chandler (me?) could finish near the top to put some pressure on Moostie in the finals. He could not. All throughout the bag was terrible, but especially wedges inside 120 yards. Dear Leader apologizes for his terrible performance, and congratulates Tall Mike on his 5th Club Championship!
 
Brendan was looking good to win his 13th career event, but completely imploded with triples on 16 and 18.
 
This handed a victory to Dave, who broke the league-leading current losing streak of 41 consecutive events! I believe this is Dave's first ever win at the Jamaican Open as well.

The course was fabulous. Maybe the fastest we've seen the greens at Big Cypress... and that makes their undulating greens a nightmare. I watched one of our best players 5-putt the 9th green! And the finishing stretch leads to a lot of leader board swings.
 
And for under $70, it's one of the best stops on tour. 
 
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We have a formality event next Sunday, going from one very difficult Ron Garl course to another. Glen Lakes is a bit of a ball buster but a fun layout.
 
As I've mentioned, our options were 7:30am or 12:00pm. While I do love a late tee time... we've done that already this year at Hunter's Green. 

So we're going to be some of the first people out. Our mission is to not jam up the course with you people's terrible and selfish pace of play. 

We're going out in reverse order - as is tradition - and I don't think that created any "problem" groups. But there were a couple tweaks to make sure. 
 
I'll see some of you (not Faz since he bailed) bright and early Sunday. And if anyone is late for their tee time they'll get the max per hole until they join the group.
 
Billy, make sure you bring the trophy.  

Monday, March 16, 2026

Jamaican Open - Spring 2026 Preview

Headed to Big Cypress this Sunday, a course that should definitely be on our every-season-ROTA. They like us... it's under $100... and the conditions are always solid.

There are definitely a handful of demanding holes off the tee, but looking at the past winners BC doesn't seem to favor any particular style of play.
 
Long Drive on #2
 
Everyone is on the GREEN tees unless you want to move back to the BLACK.
 

 
Tee time is 10:30am. Quoted rate was $65+ which includes range balls so don't buy any of those. Just grab a bucket from the shack at the range.
 
Weather should be perfect. 
 
All names have been given to the course to be used at the front gate. 
 
See you then. 

Thursday, March 12, 2026

DPT Masters - Final Tourney Info

First of all, we need to re-name all our Majors. Whoever comes up with any name that gets accepted by the Board (for any of the 3 Majors) will have a future pitcher paid for by Dear Leader.

I've been discussing our final event with seven different courses over the last week. It's the worst part of this "job," as we don't send our best and brightest to work in the retail golf industry. And as I've been complaining about, some of the quotes are astronomical (one course quoted me $130+ when their own website has tee times for $112, which they denied while I was looking at the screen).

I'm going to explore coming up with a ROTA where we play the same handful of courses every season that have strong relationships with us and want our business. We already do this with Jovita (and previously Southern Hills). But it's time to expand the list of staples.

Anyway, I just convinced the guys at Glen Lakes to host us for our finals. They have a policy of non-members going out after noon... but I talked him into 7:44am as long as we didn't bring more than 16 people. Not a problem, as we won't even get 16 people. The current ???s are now OUT.

Rate is $80+

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Avg Greens Fees - Inflation Adjustment

My wife complained the avg greens fee chart wasn't adjusted for inflation. So using the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics website, here's an updated graph:
 
 


Fees are up $30 per round (60%), mostly in the last three years. 

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Season Finale Options

I'm searching for a place to play our final event of the season, and I've narrowed it down to a couple of choices:
 
Based on a tip from Marcus, I went to look up recent reviews for Wentworth... which was a pristine private club (with a terrible layout) back in 2005. This picture was taken last month:
 

  
Brooksville CC is another terrible layout, but has a handful of fun quarry holes. We've played two events there, and they should be cleaning up now that World Woods is no longer an value option in the area. This picture was taken 6 days ago:
 

 

I'll select one of these based on their beer specials.

Monday, March 9, 2026

The Hangover - Spring 2026 Recap

The season continues as our 2nd best Champion of all time — Moostie — failed to secure enough points to lock up his 5th title. There were a couple of egregious course management mistakes on his part, but a lot of his struggles were on Diamond Hills new, but un-mown, greens.
 
Those were insanely frustrating, because you had to hammer putts (and I do mean hammer) to even have a chance of making. Balls would easily stop above the hole if you were defensive. But the severe undulations created a risk of running a putt 8 feet by, giving you comeback putt you'd have to uncomfortably smash.

The rest of DH was fine, conditioning-wise. The rough was manageable, the fairways had green stuff on them, and there wasn't much hardpan if you stayed away from the (overgrown) tree lines. I don't think we should avoid this course, but it definitely should be on the list of places we visit sporadically. The biggest complaint was the cost, leading to the perception of low "value." Unfortunately, value is subjective, and Diamond Hill is one of the few courses under $100 at the moment.

It was a great set-up for Troy, who has been battling debilitating back pain all season. As a man who usually has control of his ball, he was able to overcome five double-bogeys to shoot even (net) and win.

Gary also played well most of the day, as he's starting to find his driver again. It was always his biggest weapon throughout his golfing life, so he could be dangerous in the Rapture later this year.

Chandler finished T3 with some pretty atrocious wedge play.
 
Faz and Ho became Blue Buddies and posted "meh" scores of +4 (net).

Marcus dominated the first half of the day, reaching -4 (net) at some point before reverting to his factory settings on the back.
 
Geoff had a rough six hole stretch to fall out of contention.

And Gorecki ignited the betting markets with a 10 on the 9th hole, earning another course record, and failed to make a par (28 active hole streak).
 
We had a fun time the night before as well, with some complementary shots and pints provided by TBBC:


 
Tequila and Bourbon

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We're off next week for "Spring Break." I get asked about this bye-week a lot... and all I can say is that you people complained that travel with your kids should be built into the schedule. Now you other people complain that we have a random bye week for no reason. I'm not sure if all the people who needed the break quit... but as the least needy person in the Club, I'm observant enough to know some of you need bye-weeks in general.

We're back in two weeks at Big Cypress. I'm officially reducing the field to 16 people. We have 15 signed up right now, so the next person to get in on the RSVP sheet gets the last spot. 
 
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Finally, we had some continued talk (kvetching?) about the rise of greens fees. I obviously track this shit, so I might as well share it:



Recap of this season, by price (includes tax):

Lake Jovita - $118 
Calusa CC - $102 (potentially) 
Diamond Hill - $91
Hunter's Green - $78 
Scepter - $75
Lexington Oaks - $73 
Big Cypress - $69 (scheduled)
Hernando Oaks - $65 
Countryway - $29
 
As always, I very much welcome any "we should play [course name]" commentary, so I can explain why we don't/didn't.