Monday, June 23, 2014

Geoff Skins Game - Summer 2014 Recap

Cypress Creek is a course that proves the length of a golf course is overrated. Elevated undulating greens, 15-yard wide landing zones and deep bunkers are a much better test of your golf game.

Unfortunately... most of you suck when faced with those obstacles.

The Creek "skinned" half of the field alive producing 16 double-pars. Geoff, Guest and Darren were particularly awful throughout the entire day (Geoff had zero pars, and he's the #1 ranked golfer in the world!). Dave had the most painful day, as he went from "brilliant" on holes 6 through 13 (2 under!) to "bollocks" on the final 5 holes (+10 with a par!!).

While it's fun to watch the train-wrecks, the real story of the day was Faz who shot gross 79. He played out of his mind on the front-nine, despite recording a triple bogey on the 5th hole. Faz picks up 500 points and his 2nd win of the season. Only once has someone won 3 times and NOT captured the cup (Geoff in 2013 Summer). The leaders in Faz's group better start heckling more.

Tall Mike earned back-to-back 2nd place finishes, jumping over Darren in the standings. Dan finished 3rd from the tips thanks to an impressive -1 on the final three holes. Dave, Chandler and Brendan rounded out the remaining guys who earned points.

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High handicappers cleaned up the skins portion of the game, earning 6 of the 8 paid out. If it wasn't for Faz's 3 greenies and a sandie, he would have been the first ever tournament winner to LOSE money. I'm pretty sure this result proves why we handicap skins at 80%.

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Countryway is next week. Pairings are listed and it looks like 11 of the 13 league members will be playing. I had to get a little creative with the groups due to non-league guests (not to be confused with our league Guest). But for the most part you're grouped with people next to you in the standings.

Tee time is 9:18am on Sunday. Get there by at least 9am so we can start collecting money and whatnot. See you there.

3 comments:

  1. Oh... forgot to mention that Tall Mike finally has enough league events to make his debut on the Official Golf Rankings.

    He joins the list at #5 of 7.

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  2. 5 spot..whoop whoop. I know I read it before when you first posted it, but how many events do you need to participate in to qualify for the rankings?

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  3. You need 8 events in the past 18 events.

    So JW and Brendan should make the list after Countryway. I think.

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