Sunday, May 31, 2015

Streamsong Golf Outing

JW is putting together a trip to Streamsong during our next bye-week. Below is his write-up of the event. Please make a comment if you're interested so we can get a possible headcount.

Welcome to the Inaugural Bone Valley Cup
 
Good day, gentlemen.  It is my pleasure to announce the creation of yet another reason to either leave your family/significant other/dog/couch to play golf for the weekend or drag the family to the middle of nowhere under the premise of a mini-vacation.  We are planning on taking over the Streamsong Resort the weekend of June 19-20.  We have to decide a lot of things in a brief time period, so if you're free that weekend, want to play 36 holes of golf on repurposed mine land, have some free cash flow to join in (costs are discussed briefly below, but you can get 36 holes in for as little as $125 - $75 to walk round 1 and round 2 for $50), then let us know so we can get numbers set up.
 
This is what we are thinking as of right now:
  • 36 holes in a mini Ryder cup format
  • Two teams
  • Each foursome will include two people from each team
  • All stroke play.  Morning round will be individual scores and afternoon will be best ball (best score per team).
  • Handicaps will be used.  Game Golf app will be used for scoring.
  • No penalties for using a forecaddie or individual caddie (you’re paying for it).   Pull carts are $15 and regular carts are $25.
  • $75 walking rate for one round.  Replay round (extra 18) for $50.
If we reserve ten rooms then we can get a discounted rate.  If we don't get ten rooms, you can get a room for $199.  You read that correctly.  For as little as $200 you can stay in the luxuries of a fine resort in the middle of an old phosphate pit in Polk County and play two rounds of golf.  If you want to shack up with another competitor, then cut the room price in half. 
 
You could also be like Crum and pay the extra coin to bring the whole family and make it a wholesome event.  This inclusion will get him more points as a husband and father, as his daughter can watch from the clubhouse while his wife relaxes in the pool.  Toddlers can take care of themselves these days, right?

Take a look at these photos and you will be wondering how the creator turned muck and sweat into an architectural gem.  Yeah the courses are ranked on lists and the trees don’t provide shade.  You will be glad you played both courses and drank a cold beer when it’s all said and done.

Email Mr. Crum and me to let us know you are in.  We need a tally of who is interested and how much room we have to negotiate with the resort.  The more sandbaggers the better.  This is a team game.  Polk vs Hillsborough, Salami vs Bologna, UF vs FSU, etc. etc.  We might go with Mosaic vs Cargill.  We’ll let the teams decide the names.
 
Thanks,
 
Dub and Crum

3 comments:

  1. I don't suggest anyone walk this course. Between the undulation, rattle snakes, occasional delusional lost phosphorus miner, and the treeless desert terrain you will certainly die. What day are you playing the rounds of golf? I won't be able to stay at the hotel, but may be able to pull off the golf.

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  2. I believe the plan is to play 36 on that Saturday. And yeah... Walking is a terrible idea.

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  3. I might be able to pull off the golf as well like Dan. Talk to you guys more this weekend when I'm back.

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