One of the things I love most about golf is the completely
absurd amount of pressure that we put on ourselves playing a game that we all
suck at. From a big picture perspective,
the fact that any of us ever feel nervous over a three foot putt is pretty ridiculous. Nobody outside of the League gives two shits
about whether you shoot a 78, 88, or 98.
In fact, most of the people in the League also don’t give a damn about
what you shot, how you played, whether you missed a putt for birdie, par,
bogey, etc. A bad shot or a missed putt
has no significant impact on the world at large. The fact that we care at all is laughable and
the fact that we care so much is probably more than a little insane.
However, it is also true that we are all the center of our
own universe. Out on a golf course, this
is magnified. Hopefully, you have your
phone ringer turned off, you aren’t checking emails or texts, and you are
enjoying a few hours outside in the sunshine, getting some exercise and hanging
out with three other people that enjoy doing the same thing. While forgetting about the outside world for
a few hours is great, it becomes more difficult to keep a healthy perspective
regarding your golf game. A missed putt,
a bladed chip, or a snap hook can somehow ruin an otherwise perfect day.
This is a very long winded way of saying that those players in the running to win the FBGC Spring 2023 Season really shouldn’t feel any pressure to play well on Sunday, but they will. Since that is inevitable, let’s rank who is probably feeling the most pressure going into the final tournament.
1. Reid. This one is obvious. He has played in the League since the very first season and has never won a Cup. He has a ton of wins and multiple runner up seasons, but somehow has never finished on top of the standings despite all of those wins and a great attendance record. These facts are also true for Gary. However, unlike Gary, Reid went 3rd, 1st, 1st to start this Season and looked to have the Season locked up before Valentine’s Day. The struggles since then have already been well documented by our Dear Leader. What would make not winning this Season even worse for Reid is the fact that nobody stepped up to steal the Cup from him. When Tall Mike snatched the Cup away from Gorecki back in 2020, TM had 3 total wins on the Season, had to win that final event, and actually won the event. In theory, Faz could win the Cup this spring with a solo 5th place finish if Reid fails to put up significant points in this event. That would mean that Faz won the Cup with 1 win and 1 second place finish. Chandler could do something similar with a third place finish. The possibility of giving the Season away, rather than having someone step up and take it, just adds to the pressure to play well.
2. Chandler. You can count on one hand the number of people on the planet that care about the number of FBGC Cups someone has won. Chandler is one of those people. He is well aware of the fact that if he is going to get Cup #5, it will have to be in a season like this one where all of the wins are spread out between many players. He has already maxed out his talent and brain power and isn’t going to have one of those seasons where he drops his handicap by 2 to 3 points, winning 3 or 4 times while doing so. This would make him the first and only player with 5 Cups.
3. Gorecki and Gary. Both of these guys have played a lot of seasons and have never won a championship. Both are flying a little under the radar since Reid has been on top of the leaderboard almost all season getting most of the attention. A win would give Gorecki a great shot of winning. Gary would still need a lot of help, which takes some pressure off. Gary also has that winless streak though. If he doesn’t win Sunday, then we are going into the Summer 2023 Season with the possibility that he could break a record we all thought would never be broken.
5. Chris
Melberg / Mike Hauch. Melberg hasn’t
played enough seasons to start worrying about the fact that he hasn’t won a
cup. The only reason why he should feel
any pressure at all is similar to why Chandler is feeling the pressure. As a low handicapper, there will be seasons
where you have no chance so you want to take advantage of seasons like this
one. Hauch has played in the League for
longer. However, he could win the tournament and still finish
behind Reid, Faz, and Chandler in the season standings if they all had decent
finishes.
7. Faz. If Faz wins the season, this would be his 4th
Cup. It would be his 3rd
Modern Era Cup, which would surpass Chandler’s Modern Era Cup total. It would be a great turnaround from the last
few years when he got damn close to matching JW’s winless streak. I would have him ranked higher, but I think
he’s just happy to be playing better golf. I think he has a good mindset and his game is
in a good place going into the weekend.
This is my pick to win this season’s championship.
8. Troy / Geoff. These guys have already won a Cup. Winning another one would be great, but I
feel like both are just playing with house money going into this event.
Excellent stuff here again Mr. Buchert. Our league attorney is quite the thespian lately. I was actually joking with some work folks yesterday about how pathetically nervous I/we get over 3 foot putts for $3 or for a seat at the Champs Dinner. I wouldn’t have it any other way! Can’t wait to see what unfolds on Sunday!
ReplyDeleteI’ve choked a few times down the stretch (18th hole of Rapture 2017 and 2021 come to mind). Every time I was nervous as hell… caring too much about winning.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of it bothers me, which then makes me more nervous the next time as I’m desperately trying not to be nervous. It’s a vicious cycle.
Being nervous in the team events makes sense to me since you don't want to let your teammates down. Which still isn't very sensible when you think about it because it's not like your teammates all play flawlessly and never lose a match. Still, I grind much harder when playing in team events than when I'm just playing my own round.
ReplyDeleteWin or lose we booze! Reminder to hang out after and let’s celebrate the new champ. After lunch at golf course we will be hanging out somewhere
ReplyDeleteThoroughly enjoyed this write up. Great work.
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