We were unable to recreate the experience of Golf Utopia on Sunday, as scoring at ChampionsGate Country Club failed to break any records. It wasn't due to conditioning — the course was in great shape, especially for the summer. But the magic was gone, replaced by the general challenge and frustration of golf.
Perhaps it was slightly windier than in 2016. This definitely played a factor in the long par-3s, and turned all but the final par-5 into three-shot holes. But the distances of those holes hasn't changed, and we did a much better job navigating them five years ago.
It was scorching hot, and the 4:36 pace set by the non-golfers in front of our first group didn't help. However, the course was dry and we avoided the typical afternoon Orlando lightning storms, so I can't imagine heat alone contributed to a 9.2 average net stroke increase between events (adjusted for the new handicap system, which added about 2 strokes to everyone's score).
The fairways were cut noticeably narrower than in years past. It was laughable on some holes, with 15-yard wide strips of short grass. Only two of the four groups had a long drive winner, and Troy earned his by barely reaching the fairway. The rough was hardly a hindrance, however, and some players probably preferred the fluffier lies.
The last factor I can think of, was the seemingly infinite amount of identical rental homes and quadriplexs built along the course. While this didn't alter the vast width, it did visually make an impact. Some of the views on the front nine were comical. Holes were 100 yards wide, but the endless stucco boxes acted as golf ball magnets.
All those things combined, ChampionsGate Country Club is no longer the easiest most fun course we play. That title now belongs to the Commander Course at Lakewood National.
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Gorecki led the way with an unbelievable start to his round, shooting +4 (gross!) on his first eight holes. I believe he was -8 (net) at this point, before succumbing to the 150-yard carry off the 9th tee. Despite possessing six clubs in his bag that can easily clear the pond... he mentally imploded leading to an unnatural max 10.
His back nine was average, shooting even par (net) and coasting to his first win of the season. Casey and Faz faltered early on the back, eliminating any real chance of chasing down the leader on their own.
The thrill of victory didn't stop the complaints, as Gorecki lamented that he should have been allowed to play the 5,744 yard "Member" tees. Never mind the US Senior Women's Open was currently being contested on a course 300 yards longer, with an
82 year old woman shooting better than her age. Nope... Gorecki wanted the title, the Club Credit, and less yardage than someone born in 1939. This is why Mike doesn't have nice things. Like friends.
Billy — the only player in the field capable of winning the Cup — was twice near the lead. Both times he carded a 9, going with a "Warren Sapp" on the 16th and 17th holes to fall to DFL. If those three holes were bogeys, he'd tie for the victory. While that still wouldn't etch his name into history, it would have been pretty exciting down the stretch. Not only were those blow-ups costly to Billy's championship dreams, but his handicap actually took the round and dropped half a point after the ESC adjustment!
As expected, Travis won the Summer season, and becomes our 10th different Champion.
Great season everyone. It was a lot of fun, and we'll start up again in January 2022.
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I'll have a handful of updates this week, as we try to lock down the Rapture Draft... Rapture courses... new Board of Directors... and other off-season events. Stay tuned, and... you know... don't be afraid to use this blog to organize your own shit.