Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Summer & Rapture - 2021 Registration
Monday, March 29, 2021
FBGC Masters - Spring 2021 Recap
Thursday, March 25, 2021
FBGC Masters - Spring 2021 Preview
- The range is like a 10min golf cart ride from the pro shop... in the OPPOSITE direction of the first tee. If you don't show up an hour early, don't expect to hit any balls. Remember, a new Playing Rule (#17) was implemented after our last Board Meeting:
- President Biden (through executive order) has defunded the Boozer's Golf Review. Which makes sense as it was a rogue/fringe/terrorist group established during the previous administration. So... you all must now rely on State-run media for your boozer updates:
Bring your own booze. Be discrete about it... but a "single" transfusion is $10.
- When you arrive, drive all the way around to the main entrance. Do not go to any "hidden lot" previously mentioned. You can drive up to the bag drop, then head back to the self-parking area. The 18th hole has a path (to the left) that takes you immediately to this lot. You can also check in, grab carts, and drive to your car. Or they will shuttle you. It's a disaster of a layout, but you're arriving early so this won't be a problem, right?
- Dave wants to have a "session" after the round to celebrate the end of the season while "taking the piss." Eating/drinking at the resort isn't really a prudent choice. For those of you who hate everyone, just make sure you leave a correct scorecard before you take off immediately following your round. Settle up your bets too. If you owe pitchers... expect to get some Venmo requests to get you out of Fort Broke. Anyone else who wants to party... hang out behind the 18th green (it's a par 3) and discuss nearby options while the rest of us finish.
See you Sunday.
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Jamaican Open - Spring 2021 Recap
Monday, March 22, 2021
Ho-ly Cow, He Did it!
Yes, Troy clinched the season title, which is all well and good, but what people really want to know is who is the biggest loser (it's me in more ways than one) in league history and who might catch up with him? It was potentially a small Mike, but with his big win at the Jamaican, he's ended his streak, as I figured he would.
So, congrats to Mike on ending his losing streak, the one I kind of hoped would continue beyond mine. I now have to dig back around and try to find the next longest losing streak. I have a feeling it's... me. But I just counted and it's actually Faz! He's currently at 41 tournaments in a row without a win. 20 more tournaments and he can tie my record for futility. Based on recent attendance, we probably won't really be able to go on Faz-watch until late in Summer '22. The longest the streak could be after this year would be 50, and that's assuming he decides to start coming to more than 5 events a season again.
My advice to you is to bet big on Faz early in the upcoming summer season, because every time I call someone out for getting close to my loathsome record, they win very shortly afterwards. Faz, no offense, but I'm hoping you make it to 61 so I can share the record with someone who is at least good at golf.
Monday, March 15, 2021
Jamaican Open - Spring 2021 Preview
Friday, March 12, 2021
Monday, March 8, 2021
Hangover Invitational - Spring 2021 Recap
Thursday, March 4, 2021
Hangover Night - Details
Wednesday, March 3, 2021
Injury Report - 3/3/21
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Hangover Invitational - Spring 2021 Preview
- Fairways and greens are in-fact... pretty good. Greens were smooth, nice pace, good undulations to them, and fairly receptive.
- The rough is mostly crap. Lots of areas are hard-pan. You will not have a good lie in the rough. And you will be in the rough all day.
- The bunkers were a mixed bag. Some had newish looking white fluffy sand. Others were compact old dirt. In some areas, there was more sand outside of the bunkers then in them...
- Despite not having much rain recently, it was wet in some areas, especially in the woods. If you go into the trees, you probably won't even be able to hunt for the ball. Which isn't good since we're expecting rain this week (and Saturday).
- The layout is brutal. The opening tee shot is more difficult than Bloomingdale. The 5th hole is offensive. In our only event there, out of nine players we had: 1 par (Gorecki! His only par of the day!), 1 bogey, 1 double, 3 triples, and 3 max quads (+5 max wasn't a thing yet).
As in 2016, base tees are the BLUES... but the tournament set-up committee will allow you to move up to the WHITES (already moved you up, Gorecki).
Monday, March 1, 2021
FBGC Championship - Spring 2021 Recap
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
FBGC Championship - Spring 2021
- If you attempt to hit a ball but fail to make contact... it's still a stroke. Even if the ball doesn't move. Key word is "attempt." You've probably seen Tiger (RIP) bail out of a swing last second because a shadow moved. That wasn't a stroke because he purposefully stopped his swing and didn't attempt to make contact.
- You're allowed to get relief from a sprinkler head that is IN YOUR LINE OF PLAY if an only if the following 4 conditions are met:
- The ball must lie through the green (not in a bunker or water hazard); and
- The immovable obstruction (sprinkler head) must be on or within two club-lengths of the putting green; and
- The immovable obstruction must be within two club-lengths of the ball; and
- The immovable obstruction must intervene on the line of play between the ball and the hole.
So if you're putting from way off the green (say... 20 feet), and there's a sprinkler between you and the hole... you don't get to move your ball.
See you Sunday.
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
FBGC - Memberships
- Be publicly sponsored by a current Member in good standing.
- Play in at least 5 Club events as a guest.
- Pass an initial Board vote, receiving 3/5ths affirmative to proceed to a general Club vote.
- Receive at least 75% affirmative votes in the general Club vote, with at least 3/5ths of current Membership partaking in the vote.
- Not be named any variation of "Mike" (lol jk?)




