Monday, August 21, 2023

Jamaican Open - Summer 2023 Preview

Tournament is now a shotgun start at 8am. Don't be late.
 
We are back to meaningful golf... with a tournament at Lake Jovita (South) in 100+ degree heat index on Sunday.
 
We've been here many times before. It wasn't in good shape all summer, so I'm hoping that has somehow miraculously changed. But shout-out to Ho for getting us on at a decent rate ($70).

Tee time is early at 8am.
 
Everyone is on WHITE unless you tell me otherwise. The 55/25 group can play white/greens combo if they want. Let me know!





Monday, August 7, 2023

The Concussion - Summer 2023 Recap

Dan won his third ever tournament, snapping an 8-year winless streak (36 events)... a stat that may never be broken. His five birdies (two of which were chip-ins) and an eagle on the final hole led to a -2 (gross) performance, just three weeks after another potential victory was washed away with rain at Big Cypress. A horrible shank on 10 — which led to a double bogey — was the only real blemish on his card.

Troy was right on his heels with another impressive performance, moving himself to the top of our season standings.

And Gorecki/Moosite had a shot at winning until they were derailed by 13 and 14, finishing third.

John shanked his way to a new high course record. Hole 7 was moved up for maintenance so we played it in -9 (gross) as a group. And after two rounds at the Springs, we still haven't had anyone make worse than bogey on 18.

We also got extremely lucky with the weather as lightning struck all around us at the finish. I'm not sure how we avoided all the rain.

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We're off for two weeks with 26% of the Club exploring Michigan. I don't know what the threshold should be to warrant bye-weeks... but we had well above 33% at the time the schedule was posted. Many of you have benefited from this policy before (we had two weeks off for Scotland and bye-weeks for various other destinations)... so this isn't anything new.

Next year I won't build in a bye-week for Ireland (mid-June), since attendance on that trip is so light.
 
In any case, you all will be somewhat missed. Enjoy the long break and spend time with your families. 

Next event is on August 27th at Lake Jovita (South). Update your RSVPs if something has changed.

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The Rapture draft will need to take place on either Friday or Saturday, September 22nd / 23rd. That'll give us ONE week for teams to get together before we head to Sebring on October 5th.

I'm pre-paying for everyone's hotel... so when World Rankings (and handicaps) lock on September 18th, I'll start collecting deposits to secure your spot.

Gorecki has volunteered to host the draft party again, so comment if you have any other suggestions. I'm fine going anywhere, and his place did suit our needs.

Friday, August 4, 2023

The Concussion - Summer 2023 Preview

Faz wanted a preview post, but I don't have much to say about this event, because I'm not sure what to expect.

As previously mentioned, Southport Springs is probably the most "tricked up" layout I'd allow us to play. It's a legit course, but extremely narrow and penal until you reach the final 4 holes.

Long drive will be on 18, a hole that we played -2 (gross) as an entire group (20 players) last time. That's 7 birdies and only 5 bogies. Easiest hole in league history.

There are multiple "driveable" par 4s out there, but most are surrounded by dense woods and/or swamp. The 13th and 14th holes are maybe 15 yards wide, flanked by a million oak trees. The 11th is a 197 yard par 4, which I guess you can try to take direct aim at if you hit the ball as high as Dan.
 
Conditions are also a big question mark. Online (Golfpass) it got 4-stars on 7/20 and 7/22... and 5-stars on 8/1.

In the recap two years ago, nobody was bitching about it... rather just in awe of what Melberg accomplished.

Lightning won't strike twice, so I don't think a low handicap will win this week. It feels like a Geoff victory.

Looking forward to the chaos. See you Sunday.

Speaking of chaos:

It appears the nines are reversed in GolfGameBook. So I have every group "starting on hole 10" in the app. Make sure whoever is keeping score in the app is the most aware of the group, so they can figure it out.

Monday, July 31, 2023

Match Play - Summer 2023 Recap

Topor won his 2nd career event, which was quite shocking since it had to be one of the hottest rounds we've ever played. I don't get physically drained often — since I'm the epitome of human fitness — but I was struggling swinging the club.

Considering how difficult University Park played, it was quite shocking Topor was able to build a 6 shot lead on the back nine. We all made jokes that it wouldn't last... and it almost didn't... with a quad on 12 and a him playing double-bogey golf from 13 on.

Meanwhile, Moostie made a charge with nothing but pars and bogeys on the back to lose by one. They were the only guys living under par (net)!

Greens were great. Rough was lush... with balls sometimes sitting up and sometimes not. Fairways were a little bare which was surprising. To me it seemed the transition from rye to whatever strand of Bermuda wasn't going well. And like all courses, they have a tree problem... if you consider dwarf/saw palmettos to be mini trees. Those things are pretty damn penal and they're everywhere! That course would look amazing if they killed back some of those areas and just made it pine straw.
 
Congrats to all the winners of the matches. The site should be fully updated, including your individual records.
 
Also, jokes aside, we are going to miss Travis. Good luck starting your new life... and I hope whatever new friends you make are way worse than us.
 
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The Concussion this week is at Southport Springs... a tricked-up "short" course in Zephyrhills we played two years ago. Melberg shot -6 (gross!) and only tied for the victory with Ho due to his +1 handicap. Ho was a 7 course handicap back then, and is now a 1 on Sunday #roadtoscratch!
 
Dave will be a +1 this week, and Melberg a +2! We birdied the course to death last time, and I'm thinking -2 (net) gets the victory.

I haven't been out there in two years, but current reviews online say its in decent shape. More importantly, they're charging us like $25.

Tee time is 9am. I don't believe there is a range. Everyone is on the WHITE tees (one set up from tips) for this event. No moving up or back. Be careful on all the drive-able par 4s. Yes, I'm well aware holes #11, #13, and #14 are terrible.

We have one spot open with two MAYBE Members (Troy/Adam). First one to change their RSVP to IN gets the final spot.
 
See you Sunday.

Friday, July 28, 2023

Match Play Notes

Looks like we'll have a full field of 20 for our re-do of Match Play (and Travis' final event ever!).

We'll do long drive on #12.

University Park has three nines, each with handicaps 1-9 (just like Countryside). You'll need to do some math in order to dot your cards. Front nine will be odd handicaps, back nine evens.
 
Card says sidewalk to the left of #5, #6, #7, #8 and #18 is OB.

I'm assuming by now everyone has told me if they're moving back. Nobody said they wanted to move up, which is probably smart.

Match handicaps in parenthesis:

Group A
Troy (8) vs. Dave
Casey (2) vs. Faz

Group B
Moostie (10) vs. Melberg
Adam vs. Topor (5)

Group C
Billy (8) vs. Chandler
Gorecki (7) vs. John

Group D
Geoff (0) vs. JW (0)
Dan vs. Gary (3)
 
Group E
Ho vs. Reid (5)
Travis vs. Danny (8)

Sunday, July 23, 2023

Match-Play Make-Up - Summer 2023

We're headed down to University Park for the 2nd time in Club history... but this time playing the 1/10 routing (#1 & #2 in Golfshot).

Everyone is on Platinum (White) unless you tell me otherwise. The 55/25 club can move up to Platinum/Gold combos. Be sure to comment your preference.

Keep an eye on pairings, as they will shuffle if someone bails.

Tee time is 10am. Cost is going to be $87ish. There is a range. Long drive on #12.
 
Give yourself plenty of time to get down there as it's about as far south as we travel. We should eat elsewhere afterwards, near the interstate.

I'll post the strokes closer to the event. See you Sunday.



Monday, July 17, 2023

Schedule Updates

Unfortunate rain-out yesterday. The course was in excellent shape and there were some good matches playing out. Brendan - with a 62 on the front nine - was on pace to take away Gorecki's course high record as well (119)!

We probably could have finished as the next batch of rain never materialized... but that wasn't our call to make.

Anyway, we've slightly shuffled/adjusted the schedule so we'll do Match Play down at University Park. We only have 20 spots and Brendan is already on the alternate list. If you can't make the tournament please update your RSVP so he can get in.

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Brendan is going to host people at his house this Sunday - July 23rd - to sit in the pool, watch the British Open and grill out. He last hosted this in 2018, so I guess enough time has passed that we're allowed back over.
  • You must RSVP so he has an idea of headcount. Make a comment or text Brendan.
  • Bring your own drinks.
  • Bring your own meat (real or impossible) for the grill.
  • WAGs are always welcome.
Starting time should be whenever final groups tee off... which should be around 9:30am. Coverage ends at 2pm.

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Just a reminder (which apparently I need) that Rapture dates are October 5th - 8th. We're headed down to Sebring, the site of the first ever Rapture in 2014. Tee times are booked:

Friday, October 6th - 8:24am - Turtle Run
Saturday, October 7th - 9:00am - Deer Run
Sunday, October 8th - 9:00am - Turtle Run

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See you in a couple weeks if not before.

Friday, July 14, 2023

Match Play Pairings - Summer 2023

We are now down to 4 groups for 16 people. We do not currently have any open spots.
 
Assuming nobody else bails... below are the pairings for Match Play, with strokes received in parenthesis. Remember to ride with your real-life opponent. And use the handicaps on the card to track your match... not the leader board app.
 
There's a drop zone near the green on the last par 3. 
 
There are no good long drive holes... so let's do it on #6. Keep in mind you can easily drive it into the water off the tee if you take a conservative line.

Group A
Dave vs. Casey (3)
Faz vs. Brendan (4)

Group B
Tall Mike vs. Adam (1)
Topor (6) vs. Billy

Group C
Chandler vs. John (5)
Geoff (10) vs. Dan

Group D
Gary (0) vs. Reid (0)
Travis vs. Danny (8)

Monday, July 10, 2023

The Hangover - Summer 2023 Review

We set a record of 14 Members in attendance at the hangover party — proving Carrollwood is the true center of our Club. Sure, the live music was too loud... and the locals were weird... but that last point is a feature, not a bug. I had my ass grabbed like 3 times by some troll of a woman. And we saw haircuts and dance moves that should never have left the house.

Most importantly, for the first time since Spring of 2021, someone won the Trojan Horse award!

Danny about to lose his putter.

While I'm a Red Dog aficionado — I've been there with Danny 1,000 times. He's easily batting 0-1,000 at the Dog. And yet he's 1-1 at O'Brien's. The stats don't lie!

I also want to give a shout-out to our waitress, who somehow served a section of 30 people quickly and without complaint or errors. Good service has been impossible to find since COVID destroyed the youth's ambitions.

Thanks to those who attended the bar. I had a lot of fun pretending I could hear what you were saying.


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The golf on Sunday was brutally hot, and very difficult. I was shocked at the scores — as Countryside B/L played 6.5 strokes more difficult on average than the first time we played it. Although, it's no mystery why that happened...

Those were the absolute worst greens I've ever paid $80+ to play on. And it wasn't a "recently punched" issue. Conditions were honestly terrible in a lot of areas... and if I hadn't already lost my Club Corp membership, I'd resign right away!

But as I've always said... conditions are the same for everyone. And not everyone played terribly.

Brendan won with the only score under par (net), looking like he was going to run away with it on the final hole after a monster drive. Of course, nothing matches the pressure of trying to win a FBGC event. And it took Brendan 6 strokes to get in from the middle of the fairway.

Faz then birdied 16, leading the group of guys inside the clubhouse to proclaim the event was over. Chandler (this guy!) gave everyone a "not so fast, my friends!" The 17th hole is sneaky difficult, because anything short, right, or long is dead. Sure enough, Faz pumped an entire sleeve of balls into the water to eject from the tournament.

Congrats to Brendan on his 8th career victory!

Other congrats go to:
  • Casey for winning the Hangover side-pot.
  • Topor and Faz for earning some 2nd place side-pot money... and Topor with his best finish since July of last year.
  • Danny for setting a new high course record of 119, our 14th highest score in history.
  • The soggy bottom boys of Crum, Gorecki, Danny, and Gary who combined for 5 pars total between them.
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This week is Match Play out at Big Cypress (South) in Lakeland/Kathleen at 10am. Yes... this is the course in the trailer park. I have no idea what the state of their greens are... but it's only going to cost us $45+ and it's an amazing Match Play course.
 
Pairings are set based on standings. With Hamliton "penciled in," we don't have any open spots at the moment. Update your shit if your plans change.
 
Everyone is on GREEN tees unless they want to move back to BLACK. This scorecard should be accurate. See you then!



Monday, July 3, 2023

Countryside Info

Tee time is 9:10am on Sunday at Countryside. Please let me know if you're moving back from the WHITE tees.
 
Long drive on #2... just because it's the most bunched tees.  All the par 5s in this routing are narrow. Good luck.



Saturday, July 1, 2023

July Updates

The Hangover party will be Saturday, July 8th at O'Briens in Carrollwood. I'll probably arrive around 8pm. Show up for a chance to win the Hangover side-pot on Sunday.

Golf on Sunday will be at Countryside at 9:10am. It'll be around $80. Thanks to Casey for getting us on... earning himself Member of the Month for July!

See you all next weekend.

Spring 2023 Champions Dinner


Monday, June 26, 2023

The Open - Summer 2023 Recap

Troy won at Feather Sound in dominant fashion Sunday, leading wire-to-wire and collecting his 5th Major. It's Troy's lowest gross score (79) in Club history, vaulting him to the top of the Leader Board. His score could have been even better if not for a triple on the somewhat easy (from the Blues) 10th hole. Troy continues to reap the rewards of improvement!
 
Unfortunately you can't write him in as a 2-time Champion just yet... he's traveling the next two events and his handicap just dropped to 14.5, thanks to an exceptional score. #roadto14

We have to give a shout-out to Crum, who also finished with his best round in Club history and highest place on the leader board (T2). He's played Feather a lot so it seems he took advantage of his local knowledge. Same with Casey who finished tied in 2nd place.
 
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Feather Sound itself was nice, especially for this time of year. As Faz pointed out... their guest rates are about $50 too high year-round. I don't know why clubs do that, and I'd love to see how many guest rounds they have each month. I'd imagine Members would enjoy a more affordable way to share the course. But maybe there's a lot of guest rounds on their books?
 
Many of the top private clubs in Scotland and Ireland only charge about £50 for guests. The idea being that Members usually pay, so why gouge their own Members? Pretty sure JW has roots in Ireland, so he should have paid for us.

Either way... great day on the course. Conditions were awesome, we got lucky with the summer rain, and hopefully everyone had fun. Thanks again to JW for setting it up!

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 We're off for 4th of July this weekend. But here are two scheduling updates:
  • We're still looking for a place to book the Hangover tournament. Hopefully I'll have something to report in a few days.
    • As for the bar, the last four Hangovers Parties have been held inside this blue circle:

Being a "Man of the People," I suggested going further north to Carrollwood, and throwing a bone to the Westchase Whipped. Perhaps even a return to O'Brien's... home of the Summer 2014 party where Darren damaged the Cup immediately after this picture was taken:

Look how much fun we weren't having.

Faz, our resident elitist, is adamantly opposed to this idea. He says nobody from the North will show up. He also says O'Briens is a dump and the live music sucked and we should go to an actual good bar instead.

This is all news to me. I seem to remember having a good time in 2014. But I've also had a million Coors Lights since then, so my memory is fading. Or morally being rewritten.

Anyway, we need eliminate the speculation. Are the Northerners going to show up? Are there any suggestions of "better bars" that aren't tainted with your selfish proclivities (ie: desire to be within walking distance, or owned by some idiot you went to high school with)?

We unfortunately can't choose PopStroke — a previous suggestion — due to it being an absolute shit-show on Saturday nights.

It's OK if Faz is correct, we just need to know. I can't have him wasting a night in Flyover Country if it's just going to be the Tampa kids showing up! We can do that at The Retreat.

  • Our next Major - The Championship at University Park (July 30th) - is now full (20 spots). Anyone listed as out can be an alternate. Just let me know if you want to be on the waiting list. Travis ain't showing up that weekend, so I expect at least one opening.


Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Feather Sound Tips and Tricks

Some of y’all have played out there with me, and some of y’all have played with other folks. If you haven’t been since the course renovation, it’s quite a bit different on the course and off. Here’s what you should know for both. 

When you drive up, use the bag drop and the guys working up there will take your bag and get it on a cart  They have everyone’s names and their groups. Please bring cash to tip them. They’ll clean the clubs and all after the round and get your bags back up to the parking lot.

Go park after the bag drop. No rules about changing shoes in the parking lot and I do it every time I go out. Stuffiness has increased, but not that much.

Proper golf attire is required and you need to have your shirts tucked in. Gonna be strict on this. Don’t want you to have to buy a belt in the pro shop or something. Pretty much all of you dress properly at every course we play, so this is nothing out of the ordinary.

Speaking of the pro shop, your rounds will all go on my account, or the other two member hosts, Fritz or John. Go check in at the pro shop when you get there, and then go hit the practice area or head over to the snack shop by the tenth tee box and grab a snack and drinks if you’d like. As noted in the comments on the official FBGC preview, you can pay with cash or card at the snack bar and with Deborah or Suki or whoever is running the beverage cart on Sunday. 

Practice area is great. Use it and get well prepared for the round. 

In the clubhouse they’ve started a no hats rule. I hate the no hats rule, but I acquiesce nonetheless. If you don’t you’ll be quickly reminded of the rule. The men’s grill is less draconian. 

On the course, the greens and surrounds are much more enjoyable post renovation than prior. I think they’ve improved the layout making 1 a little more interesting, 7 more fun, 14 way better, and making 15 a more versatile hole for tournaments. They can tip that out around 270 now. Most of you should not play the back tees. 

Unfortunately, the drainage is apparently impossible to fix. The overnight rain and morning rain closed the course today. Keep a close eye on the weather and pray for it to stay dry. 

As for which tees you should play, I play the member tees 95% of my rounds out there. Sometimes I move back. I’m playing up for the tournament because I think I can make those strokes back between 4, 16, and definitely 18. 9 can be a good par hole if you can keep your drive on the right side of the fairway and keep it dry from the golds. Honestly, some of them I’d rather play the golds than up, and 9 might be one. 14 could be reachable in 2 from up for me, and maybe 6 as well. If you’re hitting it past 240 and straight consistently, go to members. 270 play the blended back. If you’re a big hitter, watch out for balls running through to water left on 5, right on 6, and maybe right on 14 from golds or up if the wind is behind you. 

Speaking of 6, they fixed the big blunder of the renovation that was splitting 6 into a par 4 and a par 3 and skipping 8. The remnants of that blunder are still there, however. If you hit it on the old green on the left side of 6 fairway, pull it off that and take a free drop. It’s my preferred layup zone so I hate it being there, but such is life. 

Also, do not rely on your gps apps on your phone. Golfshot for sure is not correct. I doubt others are either. Use the cart’s GPS for back, middle, front, and your laser range finders for the pin. They do not set the pin distance on the cart GPS. 

Any other questions, let me know. Be happy to help. And Faz or Chandler, if you think I missed anything, feel free to add in comments. Hope everyone has fun and the weather cooperates for us. 

Monday, June 19, 2023

The Open - Summer 2023 Preview

JW was able to get another Feather Sound member to join us, allowing Crum and Reid to get in.

Tee time is 10:40am. Everyone owes JW $134.

Feather has a great practice facility, and I highly recommend showing up early to warm up. Let the bag drop guys know you're with the Crouch, Ferguson, and Hofmeister groups. If they ask which one specifically, just tell them you don't speak English.

After a lot of discussion, the course set-up committee decided to set the base tees as FEATHER (which is a blend of gold/blue (Members/Founders). 
 
There will be no forward tees for the old men, as most of the questionable holes are already forward. In fact, part of our base tee decision was due to the fear that allowing the Old Balls Club to move up was too much of an advantage. So it's better to give everyone the option... especially since the course will probably be saturated from rain.

We did a good job last tournament using multiple blended tees at Southern Dunes... so focus on those scorecard arrows!

There are a few options if you want to move back to gain strokes.

I've only played Feather twice, once before the renovation and once after. It's a difficult test of golf, with plenty of water hazards. But assuming it isn't flooded, the conditions are great. You'll enjoy it.

Thanks again to JW — who has been awarded "Member of the Month" for June 2023.



Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Summer 2023 - The Open Details

Finally got details for The Open - which is our first Major of the year on June 25th.

Due to a lot of people being "OUT," one of our resident elites (JW) felt it was a good chance to get us on Feather Sound. The Board approved the move as a one-off since it's by far the most expensive round in our history. We'll offset it by playing some real shit-holes later in the season (Buffy Creek?).

Feather Sound
Sunday, June 25th
10:40am
$134 owed to JW
15 spots open (possibly more)

Based on current RSVPs, Crum is the first alternate if he wants in. JW is working on potentially adding another group to allow him or anyone else to join. So keep your status up to date.

Pairings will be hand-crafted by the Board to help spread out any pace-of-play offenders.
 
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In other news, I'm doing a Concussion scouting mission to Terra Ciea this Saturday (6/17). Tee time is 10:12am and I have two spots open. First two to comment get the spots.