Today is Gorecki's birthday. He's 39. Feel free to relive some of the best moments in Gorecki's DPT Golf history:
Stroke and Distance Dispute - July 2012 - Gorecki learns about stroke and distance. More accurately, he's repeatedly told about it. Complete with pics and video of him proving our point.
Virtual Gorecki - July 2012 - We have the technology, but we shouldn't have built him.
Gorecki's Memorial - April 2014 - Gorecki is immortalized on the internet. The tribute to his shitty golf game has almost 500 views!
Gimmie Zone - July 2014 - Gorecki removes his shoes, begs for a gimmie, and reminds everyone that he just hit a good chip.
Questionable Drafting - September 2014 - Gorecki is somehow not picked last during our inaugural Ryder Cup draft.
Quality entertainment.
ReplyDeleteDecember 2013 - Gorecki leaves orange stains on his white golf shorts when his steel wool starts to rust through during a light rain.
ReplyDelete