Had a chance to play Winter Park Golf Course yesterday. Built in 1914, it went through a nationally acclaimed renovation in September of 2016. The city, which owns the course, hired two relatively unknown architects to complete the work, and the result does live up to the hype.
Gone are hundreds of trees that crowded the fairways. There's basically no rough, as fairway grass covers the entire property. All the greens were expanded and re-shaped to include interesting contours. And what bunkers they kept were re-dug and look spectacular.
As a par 35 and playing under 2,500 yards from the tips, it's not very difficult to score out there. A few of the par 4s are definitely driveable, but there's enough OB and deep bunkering to make you think twice about it. All three par 3s are excellent, and play from a good variety of distances (120, 140, 180-ish).
It cost us $17 to play a round (9-holes) and rent a pull cart. A second loop would have been an extra $10 but we didn't have time.
This course shows exactly what ANY struggling facility should do. Especially old layouts like Temple Terrace, and any city course like The Babe. Winter Park GC actually made a profit last year for the first time in decades.
Sadly, with all the construction and traffic in Orlando, the course is probably too far away for me to recommend driving out there. But if you're ever over there for something else, set aside a couple hours to walk 9 holes.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Monday, September 10, 2018
Golf - Sunday, September 16th
9:30am - Southern Hills
Apparently they are not cart path only.
Couple of guys said they wanted to play this Sunday. Gonna book something around 9:30am. Southern Hills was just punched and has been cartpath only for weeks... so if not there... Southern Dunes or Waterlefe.
Currently in are myself, Gary, Geoff and Reid. If enough people want in I'll book another foursome. Let me know ASAP. NO SPOTS REMAINING
Roster
Chandler
Gary
Geoff
Reid
Darren
Dave
Adam
John
Apparently they are not cart path only.
Couple of guys said they wanted to play this Sunday. Gonna book something around 9:30am. Southern Hills was just punched and has been cartpath only for weeks... so if not there... Southern Dunes or Waterlefe.
Currently in are myself, Gary, Geoff and Reid. If enough people want in I'll book another foursome. Let me know ASAP. NO SPOTS REMAINING
Roster
Chandler
Gary
Geoff
Reid
Darren
Dave
Adam
John
Friday, September 7, 2018
Monday, August 27, 2018
Boozer's Golf Review Vol. 9 - Lakewood National
As we begin the long off-season for DPT, the BGR still rages on with some backlogged reviews for public consumption to keep the league blog active. We've got some Daytona work to do as well as some recaps from the Rapture courses. First, though, we'll review the site of the final DPT tournament of the year, the DPT Masters at Lakewood National. This is a tough one for me as it's going to take some extra effort to detach my review from the horrific display of "golf" that we put up that day, but these Herculean tasks are what the Boozers of the world deserve.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Tee times that morning weren't particularly early, but Manatee County does allow for the sale of booze. Beers in the pro shop were $5 each and were of the aluminum bottle variety, which you can feel free to note if you'd like to stealthily bring beers on the course and pretend you purchased them on site. If you want a nice screwdriver or bloody Mary to start your day, you'd better bring your own OJ/mix and vodka, though, as no liquor was available in there and there wasn't anywhere else to buy any on site.
On-course service
In previous visits, cart girl service had been non-existent due to "car issues," but on this visit the cart girl was able to make it to the course for work, thankfully. It was a very typical cart offering with basic mini bottles of liquor and standard domestics with smatterings of higher end beer. Nothing of note in this, but the availability of the service gives a boost to the rankings for those Boozers who may have not had a chance to properly prepare for the outing.
Thrifty boozing
Despite our league commissioner verbally expressing his pessimism of papoose probability, league hero Brendan was able to walk up to the range with his fanny pack and strap it on with no protestations from anyone employed by the course. Brendan then braved an ornery starter and filled the papoose with booze and ice to the delight of the fourth group. Twisted Teas, Budweisers, and vodka drinks were readily available for the rest of the day. There is no better prepared boozer in the league than Brendan, and those in his group on any given Sunday should feel honored.
Clubhouse
The adjacent building, still under construction, will presumably have a great clubhouse area in which you can have any sort of liquor drink you can imagine. It will also be the base for tennis and have a pretty nice pool area, too. That said, by the time that opens the course will probably go private and won't allow us to play on it anymore. In the interim the course has contracted with Truman's, a bar down the road, to offer a complimentary beer to those who come in with a scorecard from the course.
Overall
This is not a recommended course for boozing. The beer is on the higher end of the price spectrum, and while there was a cart girl, service was just ok. The complete lack of clubhouse (for now at least) is pretty damning as one of the best parts of league boozing comes from clubhouse pitcher purchases and hearing Ho talk loudly about his round even though no one really cares. If it weren't for the papoose, it would have been a miserable day all around. Two sad beers from Truman's, and Double Points as I put up so many double pars on the day which I'll blame on the poor course booze management.
Monday, August 20, 2018
2018 Rapture Recap & Off-season
First time captain Casey drafted a winning combination, as Blue pounded the Pink over the weekend in a 9-7 victory. It was close and very competitive, and the courses were awesome. While oppressive at times, the heat was much better than the typical rain delays we see in August. Let's quickly recap with 100% accurate commentary:
Day 1
It was "blowout day" in the Four-Ball format. The four losing teams only won two holes per match on average. The Reid/Casey loss was probably most surprising, as JW and Geoff really played well together, leaving their opponents stunned after the round. With Blue's only point, Faz/Brendan dominated the course, making multiple gross-birdies and winning with the largest margin (6&5). Brendan would have shot -8 net on the day... so maybe he's primed for a DPT Cup run in Spring 2019.
It sounds like everyone loved El Campeon. A fair layout with great elevation changes and visually pleasing old-Florida golf holes. I wish it wasn't so far away.
Day 2
Blue gets revenge winning 3 of the 4 points, mostly due to late round Pink collapses:
- Adam/Geoff blew a Dormie-3 lead to tie Ho/Brendan.
- Chandler/Danny blue a 2-up with 3 to play lead to tie Darren/Gorecki.
- Moostie/JW had a 2-up lead through 13 before losing the next 4 holes and ultimately losing the match.
- Dave/Katie decided to do the losing early and often, digging a 4-down hole and never climbing out of it.
The Rapture was tied 4-4 after Day 2.
Reviews of Las Colinas was that it's a decent course, with some really inconsistent holes. Clearly it was completely re-designed, mixing new holes with old ones, sprawled out to maximize housing. Not something worth driving across the state for... but a nice course nonetheless.
Day 3
Winner take all, and basically every match was tight.
- Darren won 4 of the final 7 holes to tie Adam, who had the lead for most of the match. I found out today that Gorecki entered wrong scores for this match, but Darren got the historical record squared away.
- Dave struggled with OMG for the first 1/3rd of the match, finally wearing him out and winning on the 17th hole... which took 30+ minutes for them to complete.
- Reid finally took some deep breaths and calmed down on the back nine, playing some outstanding golf to beat Katie on the 17th hole.
- Chandler three-putted the 18th hole to make double bogey and tie Faz, who nearly spontaneously combusted on the 17th hole in anger. Not quite JW at the New Course... but pretty close.
- The new Zen-JW had a very enjoyable day, beating wallet-less Brendan on 17.
- Gary destroyed Tall Mike 5&4, allegedly because Tall Mike's putting was terrible. Gary remembers nothing of this match, nor JW's victory.
- Geoff fell apart on the 18th, chunking back-to-back approach shots to lose his match with Ho. However, Geoff shot a career low 88... and Ho, realizing this round wasn't going to count for his handicap, let go of his sandbags to shoot in the high 70s.
- Danny actually held his own for awhile against Casey, taking his match to the 16th hole before finally surrendering.
My take on Bella Collina remains the same: the course is mostly good (way better than what we have in Tampa), but the facilities outshine it. I'm glad you all got to see it.
Clermont
The houses were decent... definitely the way to go on these trips. Pretty sure everyone had fun sitting around, gambling, and talking shit. We got a solid group of guys, and one fun female, so hopefully everyone thinks we're getting a good value.
I say this every year... but in 2019 we're finally going to have a couple of people fail to qualify. Be sure to play as much as possible in the next 12 league events to give yourself the best chance. I've got a few ideas for next year's location, but my goal is to always keep it under $300 ($180 was the cheapest and $331 was the most expensive) for golf and lodging.
Picks Results (1pt per Correct Pick; Max of 16)
Chandler - 9
Geoff - 7
Tall Mike - 7
JW - 6
Casey - 5
Board Meeting Items
I've added a couple of things to the Winter Board Meeting docket, where we actually vote on changing league rules:
- Gorecki is now basically making "grass angels" on the green to read putts... whispering to the blades of grass "Is this putt good?".... to which the grass (probably) replies: "If you wait, they will give it." He's also damaging the greens with his Ichabod Crane knees. Expect this to be outlawed by a local Club rule ASAP.
- Despite us agreeing in the pool on Saturday evening that "coaching" was allowed, Reid was really miffed at me telling Katie she was stroking on a hole... all while the entire rest of the league was reading putts and helping with strategy. I guess we now need to officially rule on what can and can't be said to someone during stroke and match play. Comment your opinion if you want your voice to be heard on the subject.
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We now enter the most important phase of our Club... the off-season. For any Club to be successful, you need breaks to remind your family of your existence. Augusta National is closed for over 4 months in the summer. We have so much in common with them!
We'll do a couple of exhibition matches. Perhaps the 2-man moving tees event, with the letter jacket bar night. Maybe a 3-club or 6-club challenge again. If you have any suggestions, let me know.
After the Winter Meeting, I'll update everyone on any changes to the 2019 rules.
Great year everyone... and even better Rapture!
Day 1
It was "blowout day" in the Four-Ball format. The four losing teams only won two holes per match on average. The Reid/Casey loss was probably most surprising, as JW and Geoff really played well together, leaving their opponents stunned after the round. With Blue's only point, Faz/Brendan dominated the course, making multiple gross-birdies and winning with the largest margin (6&5). Brendan would have shot -8 net on the day... so maybe he's primed for a DPT Cup run in Spring 2019.
It sounds like everyone loved El Campeon. A fair layout with great elevation changes and visually pleasing old-Florida golf holes. I wish it wasn't so far away.
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| Pink. |
Day 2
Blue gets revenge winning 3 of the 4 points, mostly due to late round Pink collapses:
- Adam/Geoff blew a Dormie-3 lead to tie Ho/Brendan.
- Chandler/Danny blue a 2-up with 3 to play lead to tie Darren/Gorecki.
- Moostie/JW had a 2-up lead through 13 before losing the next 4 holes and ultimately losing the match.
- Dave/Katie decided to do the losing early and often, digging a 4-down hole and never climbing out of it.
The Rapture was tied 4-4 after Day 2.
Reviews of Las Colinas was that it's a decent course, with some really inconsistent holes. Clearly it was completely re-designed, mixing new holes with old ones, sprawled out to maximize housing. Not something worth driving across the state for... but a nice course nonetheless.
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| Blue. |
Winner take all, and basically every match was tight.
- Darren won 4 of the final 7 holes to tie Adam, who had the lead for most of the match. I found out today that Gorecki entered wrong scores for this match, but Darren got the historical record squared away.
- Dave struggled with OMG for the first 1/3rd of the match, finally wearing him out and winning on the 17th hole... which took 30+ minutes for them to complete.
- Reid finally took some deep breaths and calmed down on the back nine, playing some outstanding golf to beat Katie on the 17th hole.
- Chandler three-putted the 18th hole to make double bogey and tie Faz, who nearly spontaneously combusted on the 17th hole in anger. Not quite JW at the New Course... but pretty close.
- The new Zen-JW had a very enjoyable day, beating wallet-less Brendan on 17.
- Gary destroyed Tall Mike 5&4, allegedly because Tall Mike's putting was terrible. Gary remembers nothing of this match, nor JW's victory.
- Geoff fell apart on the 18th, chunking back-to-back approach shots to lose his match with Ho. However, Geoff shot a career low 88... and Ho, realizing this round wasn't going to count for his handicap, let go of his sandbags to shoot in the high 70s.
- Danny actually held his own for awhile against Casey, taking his match to the 16th hole before finally surrendering.
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| Blue Wins. |
My take on Bella Collina remains the same: the course is mostly good (way better than what we have in Tampa), but the facilities outshine it. I'm glad you all got to see it.
Clermont
The houses were decent... definitely the way to go on these trips. Pretty sure everyone had fun sitting around, gambling, and talking shit. We got a solid group of guys, and one fun female, so hopefully everyone thinks we're getting a good value.
I say this every year... but in 2019 we're finally going to have a couple of people fail to qualify. Be sure to play as much as possible in the next 12 league events to give yourself the best chance. I've got a few ideas for next year's location, but my goal is to always keep it under $300 ($180 was the cheapest and $331 was the most expensive) for golf and lodging.
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| Pink Stinks. |
Picks Results (1pt per Correct Pick; Max of 16)
Chandler - 9
Geoff - 7
Tall Mike - 7
JW - 6
Casey - 5
Board Meeting Items
I've added a couple of things to the Winter Board Meeting docket, where we actually vote on changing league rules:
- Gorecki is now basically making "grass angels" on the green to read putts... whispering to the blades of grass "Is this putt good?".... to which the grass (probably) replies: "If you wait, they will give it." He's also damaging the greens with his Ichabod Crane knees. Expect this to be outlawed by a local Club rule ASAP.
- Despite us agreeing in the pool on Saturday evening that "coaching" was allowed, Reid was really miffed at me telling Katie she was stroking on a hole... all while the entire rest of the league was reading putts and helping with strategy. I guess we now need to officially rule on what can and can't be said to someone during stroke and match play. Comment your opinion if you want your voice to be heard on the subject.
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We now enter the most important phase of our Club... the off-season. For any Club to be successful, you need breaks to remind your family of your existence. Augusta National is closed for over 4 months in the summer. We have so much in common with them!
We'll do a couple of exhibition matches. Perhaps the 2-man moving tees event, with the letter jacket bar night. Maybe a 3-club or 6-club challenge again. If you have any suggestions, let me know.
After the Winter Meeting, I'll update everyone on any changes to the 2019 rules.
Great year everyone... and even better Rapture!
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
2018 Rapture Payouts
One last administrative item that we need to take care of...
Last year was the first time we bet money on the event, in a "pay for performance" model. I believe everyone thought it worked well... so assuming we want money involved again we'll need to collect $50 from everyone. Payouts would be as follows:
Entry Fee - $50
Each Point Earned - $20
Winning the Rapture - $60
And now I'll just re-post last year's explanation:
The payout for each point earned will be split between ALL parties involved. So it's $10 to each winning teammate of a match in the first two rounds, and the full $20 to anyone who wins their Singles match. Ties are also split evenly. Let's look at a few examples:
Winning every match AND winning The Rapture: $10 + $10 + $20 + $60 = $100. Buchert did this in 2016, Geoff did this in 2014. Basically you double-up your initial investment.
Losing every match and somehow, still winning The Rapture: $0 + $0 + $0 + $60 = $60. You take home $10 profit for being drafted on a winning team. Even though you're worthless.
Winning every match but LOSING The Rapture: $10 + $10 + $20 + $0 = $40. Congrats... you're the man. Too bad your teammates suck. You go home down $10 net. This sad scenario happened to Dan in 2014.
Darren in 2016: He halved the first match (with John as his partner). Then lost round 2, lost his Singles match, and didn't get his name on The Moses. $5 + $0 + $0 + $0 = $5. Loses $45 on the weekend, but at least earned some money back for helping win that first point.
Bottom line, if you're on the winning team, you'll earn between $10 - $50. If you're on the losing team, you're going to lose between $10 - $50. The exact number depends on how much YOU contribute.
Let me know if we should do this again. We'll need to make a decision Thursday night.
Last year was the first time we bet money on the event, in a "pay for performance" model. I believe everyone thought it worked well... so assuming we want money involved again we'll need to collect $50 from everyone. Payouts would be as follows:
Entry Fee - $50
Each Point Earned - $20
Winning the Rapture - $60
And now I'll just re-post last year's explanation:
The payout for each point earned will be split between ALL parties involved. So it's $10 to each winning teammate of a match in the first two rounds, and the full $20 to anyone who wins their Singles match. Ties are also split evenly. Let's look at a few examples:
Winning every match AND winning The Rapture: $10 + $10 + $20 + $60 = $100. Buchert did this in 2016, Geoff did this in 2014. Basically you double-up your initial investment.
Losing every match and somehow, still winning The Rapture: $0 + $0 + $0 + $60 = $60. You take home $10 profit for being drafted on a winning team. Even though you're worthless.
Winning every match but LOSING The Rapture: $10 + $10 + $20 + $0 = $40. Congrats... you're the man. Too bad your teammates suck. You go home down $10 net. This sad scenario happened to Dan in 2014.
Darren in 2016: He halved the first match (with John as his partner). Then lost round 2, lost his Singles match, and didn't get his name on The Moses. $5 + $0 + $0 + $0 = $5. Loses $45 on the weekend, but at least earned some money back for helping win that first point.
Bottom line, if you're on the winning team, you'll earn between $10 - $50. If you're on the losing team, you're going to lose between $10 - $50. The exact number depends on how much YOU contribute.
Let me know if we should do this again. We'll need to make a decision Thursday night.
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
2018 Rapture Picks
Expert analysis.
Day 1 - Four-Ball
Dave/Danny over Gary/Gorecki 3&2 - Dave is back from a long hiatus, traveling the world and seeing unspeakable things. With new confidence that the USA is the greatest country in the world, he will build a wall around himself and Danny and pretend to not see any of Gary's wayward drives. Lost balls on the hardest course in league history (Slope Rating-wise) will wreak havoc on Gary and his older partner. Danny's 22 strokes (at 80%!) gives him two net eagles on the day.
Faz/Brendan over Chandler/Katie 1up - Chef Brendan has cooked up something palatable for the Blue Team... "Everything Bagel Egg Sandbags!" Twelve strokes to Katie's six seems sexist. Pink's only chance is that the course plays so tight, Brendan has an epiphany about width and tree trimming.
Tall Mike/Adam over Ho/Darren 5&4 - Darren loves strokes. He's always begging for more. But Wildcard Adam gets them this match. His scores haven't really been impressive during league play (101 at Carrollwood?!?)... but he's capable of a handful of pars and maybe a birdie here and there. It'll be the first beatdown of the weekend as Ho can't play 50 yard queefy fades on El Campeon.
Reid/Casey over JW/Geoff 4&2 - Dub has finished DFL in his last two events. Reid and Casey are coming in hot. Unless JW and Geoff alternate their blowup holes, this will get ugly.
Day 2 - Chapman
Adam/Geoff over Ho/Brendan 1up - Bad avocados give Ho & Brendan a tummy ache.
Chandler/Danny over Darren/Gorecki 2up - Much closer match than it should be, as OMG fluffs up all of Darren's balls in the rough when Chandler isn't looking. The match comes down to a three foot putt on the 17th hole. OMG asks "Is this putt good?" It isn't.
Gary/Reid over Tall Mike/JW 2&1 - The old men still have something left in the tank. Despite giving a ton of strokes, they're able to get the job done when Reid chips in for par on 17, and then acts like he does it all the time. Which is actually true.
Dave/Katie over Faz/Casey 3&1 - Dave and Katie, on paper, are a perfect alt-shot team. They're both long off the tees (relatively) and Dave can get the approach shots close. Assuming Katie isn't depressed about boys, Pink should win here.
Day 3 - Singles
Adam over Darren 1up - Darren is 0-3-1 in Rapture Singles. No reason to think things will be different at Bella Collina.
Dave over Gorecki 10&8 - GTFO OMG
Katie over Reid 3&1 - Katie beat Reid so badly last year, authorities are still trying to figure out if it qualifies as a hate crime.
Faz over Chandler 1up - Faz is playing better. Chandler is always the most overrated pick in the Rapture.
JW over Brendan 1up - Dub finally puts a good round together and falls back in love with golf. Brendan doesn't play the width of BC correctly, constantly giving himself bad angles to the green.
Gary over Tall Mike 3&1 - Gary has seen Bella a handful of times, so he's comfortable. Mike's back acts up and he rushes off the course and jumps in the Roman spa in the men's locker room. Seriously... it's really awesome.
Ho over Geoff 2up - Wide enough to slice off the tee. Ho scores his 2nd ever Rapture point.
Casey over Danny 9&8 - Too little too late for the first time captain.
Pink wins The Rapture 9 to 7.
Day 1 - Four-Ball
Dave/Danny over Gary/Gorecki 3&2 - Dave is back from a long hiatus, traveling the world and seeing unspeakable things. With new confidence that the USA is the greatest country in the world, he will build a wall around himself and Danny and pretend to not see any of Gary's wayward drives. Lost balls on the hardest course in league history (Slope Rating-wise) will wreak havoc on Gary and his older partner. Danny's 22 strokes (at 80%!) gives him two net eagles on the day.
Faz/Brendan over Chandler/Katie 1up - Chef Brendan has cooked up something palatable for the Blue Team... "Everything Bagel Egg Sandbags!" Twelve strokes to Katie's six seems sexist. Pink's only chance is that the course plays so tight, Brendan has an epiphany about width and tree trimming.
Tall Mike/Adam over Ho/Darren 5&4 - Darren loves strokes. He's always begging for more. But Wildcard Adam gets them this match. His scores haven't really been impressive during league play (101 at Carrollwood?!?)... but he's capable of a handful of pars and maybe a birdie here and there. It'll be the first beatdown of the weekend as Ho can't play 50 yard queefy fades on El Campeon.
Reid/Casey over JW/Geoff 4&2 - Dub has finished DFL in his last two events. Reid and Casey are coming in hot. Unless JW and Geoff alternate their blowup holes, this will get ugly.
Day 2 - Chapman
Adam/Geoff over Ho/Brendan 1up - Bad avocados give Ho & Brendan a tummy ache.
Chandler/Danny over Darren/Gorecki 2up - Much closer match than it should be, as OMG fluffs up all of Darren's balls in the rough when Chandler isn't looking. The match comes down to a three foot putt on the 17th hole. OMG asks "Is this putt good?" It isn't.
Gary/Reid over Tall Mike/JW 2&1 - The old men still have something left in the tank. Despite giving a ton of strokes, they're able to get the job done when Reid chips in for par on 17, and then acts like he does it all the time. Which is actually true.
Dave/Katie over Faz/Casey 3&1 - Dave and Katie, on paper, are a perfect alt-shot team. They're both long off the tees (relatively) and Dave can get the approach shots close. Assuming Katie isn't depressed about boys, Pink should win here.
Day 3 - Singles
Adam over Darren 1up - Darren is 0-3-1 in Rapture Singles. No reason to think things will be different at Bella Collina.
Dave over Gorecki 10&8 - GTFO OMG
Katie over Reid 3&1 - Katie beat Reid so badly last year, authorities are still trying to figure out if it qualifies as a hate crime.
Faz over Chandler 1up - Faz is playing better. Chandler is always the most overrated pick in the Rapture.
JW over Brendan 1up - Dub finally puts a good round together and falls back in love with golf. Brendan doesn't play the width of BC correctly, constantly giving himself bad angles to the green.
Gary over Tall Mike 3&1 - Gary has seen Bella a handful of times, so he's comfortable. Mike's back acts up and he rushes off the course and jumps in the Roman spa in the men's locker room. Seriously... it's really awesome.
Ho over Geoff 2up - Wide enough to slice off the tee. Ho scores his 2nd ever Rapture point.
Casey over Danny 9&8 - Too little too late for the first time captain.
Pink wins The Rapture 9 to 7.
Monday, August 13, 2018
Rapture Housing Information
Once again, here are the addresses for the houses. The mythical creature who haunts every golf buddies trip, OMG*, has requested links to the AirBnB pages so he can scout out the perfect location in each room for hiding. Urban Legend has it that OMG creeps around the house at night, hovering over each player while they sleep and whispering ever so softly: "Is this putt good?" He does this until he gets what he believes is 18 affirmative responses or twitches. Then he returns to his hiding spot to fall asleep while mumbling to himself that he's athletic and good at things. If he's unable to secure 18 confirmations of "gimmie putts," OMG gets increasingly agitated and paces around the house shouting things like: "PACE OF PLAY!" and "MAX OF SEVEN!" Allegedly most golf buddies trips get too drunk to notice OMG at night, but it might be best to lock your bedroom doors this weekend.
House #1 - 15841 Robin Hill Loop, Clermont, FL 34714
Casey, JW, Moostie, Ho, Geoff, Brendan, Gorecki, Danny
House #2 - 3201 Ibis Hill St, Clermont, FL 34714
Katie, Chandler, Gary, Darren, Reid, Faz, Adam, Dave
One of the villas mentioned that street parking was not allowed. I guess we'll immediately find out upon arrival if this is an enforced neighborhood HOA rule, or just something we can ignore. I'd highly recommend carpooling if possible... considering that Darren, Katie, Geoff, Casey, JW and Reid are all planning on driving solo. I don't think the garages are available for parking (pool and foosball tables in each). If anyone gets towed, then that's just bad coordination on your part #carpoolbetter.
I'll be over there unlocking the houses and making sure everything is correct at 4pm on Thursday. An email with house rules, key codes, alarm codes, etc etc will be sent to everyone tonight.
Somebody remind Danny we have a trip this weekend.
*Old Man Gorecki
House #1 - 15841 Robin Hill Loop, Clermont, FL 34714
Casey, JW, Moostie, Ho, Geoff, Brendan, Gorecki, Danny
House #2 - 3201 Ibis Hill St, Clermont, FL 34714
Katie, Chandler, Gary, Darren, Reid, Faz, Adam, Dave
One of the villas mentioned that street parking was not allowed. I guess we'll immediately find out upon arrival if this is an enforced neighborhood HOA rule, or just something we can ignore. I'd highly recommend carpooling if possible... considering that Darren, Katie, Geoff, Casey, JW and Reid are all planning on driving solo. I don't think the garages are available for parking (pool and foosball tables in each). If anyone gets towed, then that's just bad coordination on your part #carpoolbetter.
I'll be over there unlocking the houses and making sure everything is correct at 4pm on Thursday. An email with house rules, key codes, alarm codes, etc etc will be sent to everyone tonight.
Somebody remind Danny we have a trip this weekend.
*Old Man Gorecki
House #1 Weekend Breakfast Menu
Friday Morning: Sausage Breakfast Casserole
Sunday Morning: Everything Bagel Egg Sandwich
All meals are served with an assortment of fresh fruit. Beverage selection of Bud Heavy or Mimosas.
This meal plan is intended for the guests of House #1 only. Guests may request slight alterations to their meals but must do so in writing by noon on Thursday. All breakfast items and other common groceries will be split evenly amongst the participating guests of House #1.
Consumer Advisory: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Menu items may contain or come in contact with wheat/gluten, eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and milk. Items on menu should be consumed at the risk of each individual guest and will hold the provider harmless from any legal or medical conditions that might arise.
Saturday Morning: Fried Egg over Avocado Toast with a side of Crispy Bacon
Sunday Morning: Everything Bagel Egg Sandwich
All meals are served with an assortment of fresh fruit. Beverage selection of Bud Heavy or Mimosas.
This meal plan is intended for the guests of House #1 only. Guests may request slight alterations to their meals but must do so in writing by noon on Thursday. All breakfast items and other common groceries will be split evenly amongst the participating guests of House #1.
Consumer Advisory: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Menu items may contain or come in contact with wheat/gluten, eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and milk. Items on menu should be consumed at the risk of each individual guest and will hold the provider harmless from any legal or medical conditions that might arise.
DPT Masters - Summer 2018 Recap
We're officially done with the 2018 calendar year, and Casey shot an impressive 82 to capture his second career Major. Actually... just about everyone shot impressive rounds (more on this later). But Casey made a long downhill putt on the final hole, which was probably going to roll 10 feet past the cup, and somehow hopped in the air and dropped straight down for a birdie.
It ended Reid's day, who had a personal best 36 on the front nine but made too many bogeys on the back.
Gary was in contention and needed a win (possibly a T1)... but imploded on the 17th hole to lose any chance at the Cup. I imagine it was like watching his 2nd through 7th shots at the Rapture playoff last year.
Faz wins his 3rd DPT Cup, with two victories and two 2nd place finishes on the season.
Oh... and Darren is back... shooting his personal best 79 as a guest player. Really good stuff.
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A handful of us saw one of the worst attempted "gimmie" putts on the final hole, as Gorecki not only was willing to ask for and take a 4-footer to get SOLO 3rd... but Geoff and Casey were willing to give it to him because they didn't care about the standings anymore after respectively ejecting and winning. Thankfully, the gallery booed and yelled until Casey told Gorecki to putt the ball... which he then MISSED.
Here's a good way to think about our "no such thing as a gimmie" Rule 12. If you would make someone putt it out for a greenie... which is going to cost you $1... you probably shouldn't say "it's good." Also, if you have a 4 foot putt that you KNOW is not a gimmie, you should probably not be a terrible person and take it. Protect the field with personal accountability, or the board is going to have to vote on requiring EVERY putt be holed out.
Money and rapture points are on the line... so when someone actually gets left out of the 2019 Rapture (after we reduce the field to 12), I'm just going to say: "probably shouldn't have given the people ahead of you 4 foot putts."
Gary later admitted that he's given putts that he knows wouldn't be made 100 times out of 100. We have an epidemic on our hands. And I feel bad for those playing against me in the Rapture this week!
Speaking of... pairings and handicaps are listed below. I'll post some more info and we'll make some picks tomorrow. For now, get your blue and pink shirts together.
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Lakewood National is everything that most golf courses SHOULD be. It's wide, greens are large, and it's not overly penal. It's the 2nd easiest course (based on net scoring) we've played more than once (RIP Buffy Creek). A lot of the scoring was helped by the immaculate conditions, something we've seen at similar facilities like The Ritz and ChampionsGate CC.
While the majority of courses in our area don't have the land available to create wide fairways and large greens, they should do the best they can (ie: Temple Terrace tree removal!). If you aren't hosting a PGA event... why are you not making the game more enjoyable for us hackers? Did anyone walk of the course and feel cheated that our ten members made 10 birdies on the day? Or that 60% of us shot in the 80's and 50% threatened rounds in the 70's?
And yet... places like The Claw and Wentworth exist, and are desperate for members & daily play.
On a seemingly related note, I was asked by multiple people if I thought that Brendan & JW moving back hurt their scores. My answer is... "probably not.". At a course like Lakewood Natty, I'm not convinced moving back greatly contributed to their ejections. But it's always going to be harder to put the wheels back on the further back you play. And while Brendan might not agree... he had one birdie and one par (chipped in on 18!)... which should tell him to tee it forward. Like 3 teeboxes forward.
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More Rapture info to follow.
It ended Reid's day, who had a personal best 36 on the front nine but made too many bogeys on the back.
Gary was in contention and needed a win (possibly a T1)... but imploded on the 17th hole to lose any chance at the Cup. I imagine it was like watching his 2nd through 7th shots at the Rapture playoff last year.
Faz wins his 3rd DPT Cup, with two victories and two 2nd place finishes on the season.
Oh... and Darren is back... shooting his personal best 79 as a guest player. Really good stuff.
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A handful of us saw one of the worst attempted "gimmie" putts on the final hole, as Gorecki not only was willing to ask for and take a 4-footer to get SOLO 3rd... but Geoff and Casey were willing to give it to him because they didn't care about the standings anymore after respectively ejecting and winning. Thankfully, the gallery booed and yelled until Casey told Gorecki to putt the ball... which he then MISSED.
Here's a good way to think about our "no such thing as a gimmie" Rule 12. If you would make someone putt it out for a greenie... which is going to cost you $1... you probably shouldn't say "it's good." Also, if you have a 4 foot putt that you KNOW is not a gimmie, you should probably not be a terrible person and take it. Protect the field with personal accountability, or the board is going to have to vote on requiring EVERY putt be holed out.
Money and rapture points are on the line... so when someone actually gets left out of the 2019 Rapture (after we reduce the field to 12), I'm just going to say: "probably shouldn't have given the people ahead of you 4 foot putts."
Gary later admitted that he's given putts that he knows wouldn't be made 100 times out of 100. We have an epidemic on our hands. And I feel bad for those playing against me in the Rapture this week!
Speaking of... pairings and handicaps are listed below. I'll post some more info and we'll make some picks tomorrow. For now, get your blue and pink shirts together.
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Lakewood National is everything that most golf courses SHOULD be. It's wide, greens are large, and it's not overly penal. It's the 2nd easiest course (based on net scoring) we've played more than once (RIP Buffy Creek). A lot of the scoring was helped by the immaculate conditions, something we've seen at similar facilities like The Ritz and ChampionsGate CC.
While the majority of courses in our area don't have the land available to create wide fairways and large greens, they should do the best they can (ie: Temple Terrace tree removal!). If you aren't hosting a PGA event... why are you not making the game more enjoyable for us hackers? Did anyone walk of the course and feel cheated that our ten members made 10 birdies on the day? Or that 60% of us shot in the 80's and 50% threatened rounds in the 70's?
And yet... places like The Claw and Wentworth exist, and are desperate for members & daily play.
On a seemingly related note, I was asked by multiple people if I thought that Brendan & JW moving back hurt their scores. My answer is... "probably not.". At a course like Lakewood Natty, I'm not convinced moving back greatly contributed to their ejections. But it's always going to be harder to put the wheels back on the further back you play. And while Brendan might not agree... he had one birdie and one par (chipped in on 18!)... which should tell him to tee it forward. Like 3 teeboxes forward.
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More Rapture info to follow.
Sunday, August 12, 2018
2018 Rapture - Schedule & Pairings
Handicaps are now locked for The Rapture. Strokes received are in parenthesis. Ride with your teammate the first two rounds, ride with your opponent in Singles. No double par max in any round. No scrambling. Be sure to dot your scorecards and use the leader board app so we can verify matches.
Gary (3) / Gorecki (19) vs. Dave (0) / Danny (22)
Faz (1) / Brendan (12) vs. Chandler (0) / Katie (6)
Ho (0) / Darren (0) vs. Tall Mike (0) / Adam (4)
Reid (0) / Casey (1) vs. JW (9) / Geoff (9)
Ho & Brendan (0) vs. Adam & Geoff (3)
Darren & Gorecki (1) vs. Chandler & Danny (0)
Gary & Reid (0) vs. Tall Mike & JW (7)
Faz & Casey (2) vs. Dave & Katie (0)
Darren vs. Adam (3)
Gorecki (18) vs. Dave
Reid vs. Katie (9)
Faz (1) vs. Chandler
Brendan vs. JW
Gary vs. Tall Mike (4)
Ho vs. Geoff (7)
Casey vs. Danny (13)
Round 1 - Fourball - El Campeon - Challenger (70.2/134) & Red (68.6/125) - 9:30am
Gary (3) / Gorecki (19) vs. Dave (0) / Danny (22)
Faz (1) / Brendan (12) vs. Chandler (0) / Katie (6)
Ho (0) / Darren (0) vs. Tall Mike (0) / Adam (4)
Reid (0) / Casey (1) vs. JW (9) / Geoff (9)
Round 2 - Chapman- Las Colinas - Challenger (69.8/127) & Red (68.8/121) - 9:30am
Ho & Brendan (0) vs. Adam & Geoff (3)
Darren & Gorecki (1) vs. Chandler & Danny (0)
Gary & Reid (0) vs. Tall Mike & JW (7)
Faz & Casey (2) vs. Dave & Katie (0)
Round 3 - Singles - Bella Collina - Club (69.7/123) & Bella (72.2/129) - 10:00am
Darren vs. Adam (3)
Gorecki (18) vs. Dave
Reid vs. Katie (9)
Faz (1) vs. Chandler
Brendan vs. JW
Gary vs. Tall Mike (4)
Ho vs. Geoff (7)
Casey vs. Danny (13)
Wednesday, August 8, 2018
Boozer's Golf Review Vol. 8 - Freedom Fairways
As written by Buchert:
Based on Chandler’s review going into the weekend, I had great expectations for Freedom Fairways. However, rather than Great Expectations, I feel the title and opening line to another Charles Dickens’ novel fits Freedom Fairways more appropriately. Specifically, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” from A Tale of Two Cities.
On the positive side, BYOB is definitely not an issue at Freedom Fairways. Gorecki had an open cooler full of Reef Donkeys in the parking lot before the round. Tall Mike was passing out beer from a growler. Brendan had the Papoose locked and loaded.
With all of this occurring in plain sight of the Starter, the only comment I heard from him was actually directed at the late arriving JW. JW pulled into the parking lot and proceeded to get his bag out of his truck and walk it to our golf cart which was near the practice green. While JW was putting his golf bag onto the golf cart, he was asked rather rudely by the Starter whether he had golf shoes. JW was still in his flip flops because he had just arrived.
Don’t worry about us openly loading a golf cart fanny pack full of beer right in front of you, sir, keep your sights on the important stuff like whether someone is going to play an executive course in flip flops.
This was followed by the lady in the pro shop yelling out a few minutes later that we needed to hurry up and tee off. We assumed that there were groups behind us. Nope. We never saw a group behind us the entire round.
We blamed the erratic and unexplainable behavior on meth consumption and moved along to start our round.
The course itself was everything I expected and more. Brendan did a fantastic job with the course design. I was shocked at how many hazards he was able to bring into play on such a short course. The trees could have used some trimming and the greens were, as Gary put it, like an old Arnold Palmer highlight reel. However, neither of those issues are Brendan’s fault.
On to the official review:
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
It’s tough to say whether they would “sell” us beer before 11 am on Sunday because the round came with a free beer. I walked in, grabbed a beer, and walked out. The lady in the pro shop didn’t say anything. Combine that with the laissez-faire BYOB attitude and we were off to a good start.
Beer Cart
Nope. No Cart Girl (or Cart Guy; #Equality). There wasn’t even a place to reload on beers at the turn. Freedom Fairways expects you to come fully prepared.
Clubhouse
There is no clubhouse and the pro shop closed at noon so JW and Brendan weren’t even able to get their free beers. Also, I wasn’t looking in the morning when I went into the pro shop, but I would assume there’s no Woodford Reserve served at Freedom Fairways.
Overall Score:
I give Freedom Fairways 2 beers out of 6 pack. The on-premises boozing options are awful, but they lived up to their name by giving us the freedom to bring our own booze onto their "fairways."
Based on Chandler’s review going into the weekend, I had great expectations for Freedom Fairways. However, rather than Great Expectations, I feel the title and opening line to another Charles Dickens’ novel fits Freedom Fairways more appropriately. Specifically, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” from A Tale of Two Cities.
On the positive side, BYOB is definitely not an issue at Freedom Fairways. Gorecki had an open cooler full of Reef Donkeys in the parking lot before the round. Tall Mike was passing out beer from a growler. Brendan had the Papoose locked and loaded.
With all of this occurring in plain sight of the Starter, the only comment I heard from him was actually directed at the late arriving JW. JW pulled into the parking lot and proceeded to get his bag out of his truck and walk it to our golf cart which was near the practice green. While JW was putting his golf bag onto the golf cart, he was asked rather rudely by the Starter whether he had golf shoes. JW was still in his flip flops because he had just arrived.
Don’t worry about us openly loading a golf cart fanny pack full of beer right in front of you, sir, keep your sights on the important stuff like whether someone is going to play an executive course in flip flops.
This was followed by the lady in the pro shop yelling out a few minutes later that we needed to hurry up and tee off. We assumed that there were groups behind us. Nope. We never saw a group behind us the entire round.
We blamed the erratic and unexplainable behavior on meth consumption and moved along to start our round.
The course itself was everything I expected and more. Brendan did a fantastic job with the course design. I was shocked at how many hazards he was able to bring into play on such a short course. The trees could have used some trimming and the greens were, as Gary put it, like an old Arnold Palmer highlight reel. However, neither of those issues are Brendan’s fault.
On to the official review:
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
It’s tough to say whether they would “sell” us beer before 11 am on Sunday because the round came with a free beer. I walked in, grabbed a beer, and walked out. The lady in the pro shop didn’t say anything. Combine that with the laissez-faire BYOB attitude and we were off to a good start.
Beer Cart
Nope. No Cart Girl (or Cart Guy; #Equality). There wasn’t even a place to reload on beers at the turn. Freedom Fairways expects you to come fully prepared.
Clubhouse
There is no clubhouse and the pro shop closed at noon so JW and Brendan weren’t even able to get their free beers. Also, I wasn’t looking in the morning when I went into the pro shop, but I would assume there’s no Woodford Reserve served at Freedom Fairways.
Overall Score:
I give Freedom Fairways 2 beers out of 6 pack. The on-premises boozing options are awful, but they lived up to their name by giving us the freedom to bring our own booze onto their "fairways."
2018 Rapture - Details
The Rapture officially kicks off in 9 days, so here are the details:
We'll be based out of Clermont, FL. We have two houses/villas each with allegedly 5 rooms and 7 beds. There isn't a lot of places to rent near the golf courses, so we'll have a 30 to 40 minute drive each morning to Mission Inn and Bella Collina.
Schedule is as follows:
Friday, August 17th - Mission Inn (El Campeon) - 9:30am Fourball - $45ish - Challenger Tees (Katie: Red)
Fourball is where you play your own ball and your team records the lowest net score between you and your partner. This is also sometimes called "Best Ball." Fun fact: Fourball is not a "scramble."
Saturday, August 18th - Mission Inn (Las Colinas) - 9:30am Chapman - $34ish - Challenger Tees (Katie: Red)
Chapman is a "modified alternate shot." It is also not a scramble. If you need to refresh your memory on how we've played this format for 4 straight years, click here. Unlike in 2016, we will DQ and halve the match anyone can't seem to get it right. It's not complicated. I believe in you people!
Sunday, August 19th - Bella Collina - 10:00am Singles - $96ish - Club Tees (Katie: Bella)
Singles is individual match-play. There is NO DOUBLE PAR MAX. Yes, we're playing all the way up. In the event of a tied Rapture, we'll have to see if they'll let the captains out for sudden death tiebreaker. This place is a bit snooty.
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I was asked what happens if/when someone ever bails on the Rapture at the last minute. Since we don't have alternates sitting around, that person would forfeit their singles match. Their Fourball and Chapman partner would have to play their own ball. They do NOT get to hit multiple shots/balls in the Chapman round. Basically... that person is going to lose. And I'm sure their opponents aren't going to have much fun either beating up on one guy.
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Houses
You have paid for Thursday night, so I recommend you take advantage of it. I'll be over there unlocking both houses around 4pm, and hopefully not dealing with any issues. Come over any time after that. I will email everyone information on their respective house. Read it and save it so you know what the rules are.
House #1 - 15841 Robin Hill Loop, Clermont, FL 34714
Casey, JW, Moostie, Ho, Geoff, Brendan, Gorecki, Danny
House #2 - 3201 Ibis Hill St, Clermont, FL 34714
Katie, Chandler, Gary, Darren, Reid, Faz, Adam, Dave
We'll be based out of Clermont, FL. We have two houses/villas each with allegedly 5 rooms and 7 beds. There isn't a lot of places to rent near the golf courses, so we'll have a 30 to 40 minute drive each morning to Mission Inn and Bella Collina.
Schedule is as follows:
Friday, August 17th - Mission Inn (El Campeon) - 9:30am Fourball - $45ish - Challenger Tees (Katie: Red)
Fourball is where you play your own ball and your team records the lowest net score between you and your partner. This is also sometimes called "Best Ball." Fun fact: Fourball is not a "scramble."
Saturday, August 18th - Mission Inn (Las Colinas) - 9:30am Chapman - $34ish - Challenger Tees (Katie: Red)
Chapman is a "modified alternate shot." It is also not a scramble. If you need to refresh your memory on how we've played this format for 4 straight years, click here. Unlike in 2016, we will DQ and halve the match anyone can't seem to get it right. It's not complicated. I believe in you people!
Sunday, August 19th - Bella Collina - 10:00am Singles - $96ish - Club Tees (Katie: Bella)
Singles is individual match-play. There is NO DOUBLE PAR MAX. Yes, we're playing all the way up. In the event of a tied Rapture, we'll have to see if they'll let the captains out for sudden death tiebreaker. This place is a bit snooty.
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I was asked what happens if/when someone ever bails on the Rapture at the last minute. Since we don't have alternates sitting around, that person would forfeit their singles match. Their Fourball and Chapman partner would have to play their own ball. They do NOT get to hit multiple shots/balls in the Chapman round. Basically... that person is going to lose. And I'm sure their opponents aren't going to have much fun either beating up on one guy.
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Houses
You have paid for Thursday night, so I recommend you take advantage of it. I'll be over there unlocking both houses around 4pm, and hopefully not dealing with any issues. Come over any time after that. I will email everyone information on their respective house. Read it and save it so you know what the rules are.
House #1 - 15841 Robin Hill Loop, Clermont, FL 34714
Casey, JW, Moostie, Ho, Geoff, Brendan, Gorecki, Danny
House #2 - 3201 Ibis Hill St, Clermont, FL 34714
Katie, Chandler, Gary, Darren, Reid, Faz, Adam, Dave
DPT Masters - Summer 2018 Preview
This week we're headed down to a league favorite, Lakewood National, where the fairways are wide and the greens are large. Completed in 2017, I believe this was the last course that Arnold Palmer had a hand in designing. There are a bunch of tee options, so play back as far as you'd like.
The league's "base" tees will be "Palmer," but a couple of guys have already moved back to "National" for a few bonus strokes. One member has moved UP to the "Friendly" tees at the bottom of the scorecard.
Tee time is 9am, and rate should be $39 plus tax.
See you down there. A Rapture update will come out later toady, since a bunch of you are impatient and apparently didn't write down the info despite being posted more than three times.
The league's "base" tees will be "Palmer," but a couple of guys have already moved back to "National" for a few bonus strokes. One member has moved UP to the "Friendly" tees at the bottom of the scorecard.
Tee time is 9am, and rate should be $39 plus tax.
See you down there. A Rapture update will come out later toady, since a bunch of you are impatient and apparently didn't write down the info despite being posted more than three times.
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Gorecki's Gimmies #1
Our new feature will compile insights from Gorecki about the game of golf. One day we might be able to compile a book to compete with Hogan's Five Lessons.
#1 - "It took three different coaches at GolfTec until I was finally told to hit the ball first."
#1 - "It took three different coaches at GolfTec until I was finally told to hit the ball first."
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